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When one of your customers spanks your ass

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If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

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Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

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Shit No One Told Me About My Period

I knew the basics before I got it, but I had no clue…

* The blood wouldn’t necessarily be red. When I first got my period, I spent a few min looking at my underwear wondering how I shit myself. I didn’t know the blood could look brown, or be thick.

* That tampons weren’t a good idea yet. I was 10 or 11 when I got my first period and physically smaller than an adult woman. My first attempt at inserting a tampon was very painful and unsuccessful. I wouldn’t use them until I was around 14 or so.

* That when you use pads the blood can get on your bottom and I’d have to occasionally clean off the toilet seat after using it.

* That getting your first period DOES NOT mean you’re fully developed and fully able to bear children. I could have technically gotten pregnant at that age, but I was still a child and pregnancy would have put my life in danger because I was still physically immature.

* That it wouldn’t be regular for another few years.

* That very painful cramping is NOT NORMAL once you reach your 20s and is cause for concern.

* That the blood and tissue you pass can look chunky or stringy and not like blood from a cut.

* That stress can halt your period for months BUT

* That doesn’t mean you can’t get pregnant

Feel free to add your own

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Bosses/Managers be like…

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A quality dog, yessir! My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!

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Happy Halloween!!

Witch Tweek from s22e03🎃👻

He is so adorable!!✨✨T_T💕

TRICK or CREEK👻

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Okay….I am a huge fan of creature design based on actual biology.

@crystelland is a 3D creature artist. She’s working on interesting Cerberus design with multiple rows of teeth.

It’s really neat because there’s an actual dental condition that’s like this.

Most of us are familiar with the idea that sharks and have multiple rows of teeth. Mammals can get a condition called Persistent Deciduous Teeth.

It’s exactly what it sounds like. Your baby teeth don’t fall out and your adult teeth grow in right next to them, leading you to have two rows of teeth.

It happens in people sometimes and is usually fixed by the dentist. But it’s really common in small breed dogs because selective breeding has radically changed the shape of their skulls.

First pic is my drawing, second pic is Crystel’s sculpture that she’s working on. Other places to see my stuff: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY

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Y’all know everyone is going batshit after they see this clip.

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These vines are my life

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imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

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In honor of Janelle Monáe coming out I put together a lil graphic about bi & pan identities! This is based on my own experiences within the community as someone who uses both terms. It of course does not cover everything! Image description under the cut.

Keep reading

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This is the funniest video ever 😂