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Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

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i almost watched a film once

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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs

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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

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gumshoes

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please please please let me get what i want september

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you blog long enough and you stop making jokes. start posting at two week intervals. shit like "i saw a bug today" and "the visions are getting worse"

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Tips for returning twitter users:

-If it cannot break its egg’s shell, a chick will die without being born.

-We are the chick.

-The world is our egg.

-If we don’t crack the world’s shell, we will die without being born.

-Smash the world’s shell! For the revolution of the world!

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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

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sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

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yes im still thinking about gawain’s stupid names

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turtle school