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WHY THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DID I CHOOSE MEDICINE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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flipsconhelado · 6 days
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flipsconhelado · 6 days
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me when i find a new celebrity crush to overly obsess over
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flipsconhelado · 6 days
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me pretending i don't care abt the farleigh writers not posting anything these days so they'll post something soon (plsplsplsplsplsplspls😭😭)
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flipsconhelado · 6 days
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if y'all someday see an ig acc spamming spanish affectionate names in archie's post it's prolly me, ups
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flipsconhelado · 6 days
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me when I reach the angst part of the angsty fic that I specifically chose for the angst
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flipsconhelado · 6 days
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okay i’m awake time to write for my silly little phone spiders
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flipsconhelado · 7 days
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ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…
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flipsconhelado · 7 days
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losing the idgaf war badly (I want to be in love and to have someone be in love with me)
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flipsconhelado · 8 days
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CUTE
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“As dense as a Rock”
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wrd count: 2.4k !!
contents: MAJOR TW MAJOR TW farleigh x fem!reader,, everyone depicted in this fic is over the age of 18, heavy swearing, saltburn spoilers, bullying, slutshaming question mark, 1st & 2nd divider creds : @/elryisia. 3rd line divider creds: @/targaryen-dynasty
a/n: this account has been through so many changes, but it feels good to finally get something out. I loved saltburn and farleigh’s character (archie madekwe). if this gets some love, I’ll write some more!
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You’d walked around the estate so many times, you were starting to memorize the layout. You even began to whisper ‘Hi, Mrs. Catton’ every time you walked by her supposed spirit. You really made yourself at home in Saltburn, ever since Felix invited you. You couldn’t really recall what he said when you asked why, but you didn’t care. This summer was supposed to be unlike any other for you. You were far from home, and you needed the getaway. This was just that.
You roamed the halls, examining each historic object. You often had to look around and ensure Duncan wouldn’t sneak up on you. He was known for that, but you couldn’t stand it. It made you feel uneasy, despite the family having been so kind to you upon your arrival. Felix’s mother had taken a liking, you oftentimes helped out his father, and you and Venetia had become attached at the hip it seemed. It was incomparable to your American household. Your life wasn’t horrible, but it was nothing compared to Saltburn. Wearing a dress and heels to play tennis and drink booze was not something you did back home, but you loved the thrill.
You walked about for a few more moments, before noticing the time on the clock. It was near time for dinner and you really wanted to look your best. You recalled receiving a dress from Elspeth. She’d said you looked ravishing in it, but you were most likely zoned out. All you recall is Elspeth having the maids press and tailor it perfectly so that it accentuates your figure.
You traversed the corridors, whistling softly. That was until you felt a rough grab on your arm. You wanted to scream, but only a gasp escaped. An angered hiss accompanied with a hand rushing to cradle your elbow that was impacted by the door frame. At first, you imagined it would’ve been Felix, but it couldn’t have been. Not with eyes like those ones.
He didn’t pay that much attention to you, or so you thought. He towered over you, with a large grin. His hair was slightly covering his eyes, and only for a moment did all the anger leave your body. But only for a moment.
“Look what I caught~”, Farleigh taunted, hooking a finger beneath your chin. You immediately turned your head, maintaining your look of displeasure for his actions. It was difficult, but you managed something of a pissed off expression.
You glanced down at your elbow, and sighed before meeting his gaze again.
“Fucking hell, Farleigh.. What’s your deal?!”, you scowled. Your brows furrowed, but he seemed amused by it. He always did like the little wrinkle between your eyebrows every time he’d piss you off. It was something he seemed to look forward to. Something he enjoyed all too much.
You couldn’t be mad for long, not with that smile. His smile was too cute for you to hate.
“Aww, I’m sorry. Did I scare you?”, and then he looked down at your elbow. He gave an exaggerated pout, and tilted his head. Not to mention that stupid, poked-out lip. Seriously, how stupid and cute could he look at the same time? “Do you want me to kiss your boo boo and make it all better?
The way he spoke reminded you of how your family would talk down to you, or the boys back home would constantly drink a hot cup of condescending bullshit every morning, just to piss you off. Luckily, your tolerance for any of it was little to none.
“How’s about you kiss my ass?”, you snapped quickly. You hadn’t realized just how close he had been until you took a deep breath and inhaled the fresh scent of Egyptian Musk. You didn’t want to be bothered with his shenanigans. Especially not this close to dinner time. “Hell do you want, Farleigh..? I need to get ready for dinner.”
“Don’t be so harsh, Y/N, I just wanted to talk to you. Come. Sit.”, he strides from you to his bed, and gestured for you to sit beside him.
You knew better than to sit anywhere with Farleigh. It seemed like every girl that was simply within 5 steps of Farleigh had either slept with him, made out with him, lined up with him, or all three. You wish you had done two out of the three.
“I’ll stand.”, you spoke while rubbing your elbow. The tingling began to start and you only took a step or two away from the door, leaning on a nearby dresser.
Farleigh stared at you from the bed and glanced out the nearby window, dragging out a sigh. He was silent for a moment, and for that moment, he looked like a guy. A handsome one with even skin, gorgeous hair, a wonderful smile. His voice made your heart skip one too many beats at a time, but it’s his words that always seemed to ruin everything.
“Why are you here, Y/N?”, he asked in a low tone. He turned his attention back to you, with a sort of expectant look, like he was waiting for you to say something specific.
What the fuck was that supposed to mean? What did he mean, why were you here? Because Felix invited you, that’s why! But that’s not his business. Even if he was the reason, what’s it to him? Nevertheless, you glared at him from where you stood.
“That’s not your business.”
“Isn’t it? You befriend my distant cousin and his family, who already see you as a second daughter. You and Ven, painting your nails and walking around the front lawn with your matching see-through nightgowns. And don’t get me started on you helping with Uncle’s work? You are such a suck up, Y/N… I could read you like a bad magazine.”
What a creep.. How hard was he watching you? He must’ve been watching long because you only helped Mr. Catton every other Sunday, and you and Venetia simply related on a deeper level. You were never a smoker, but you started a social habit. Was Farleigh bothered by the fact that you were warming up to his distant family? Was he feeling left out or something?
“So you’re a stalker? What’s next? You wanna drink my fucking bath water, you freak?”
Farleigh was always entertained by getting a reaction out of people, especially you. Your temper was short and easy to tick sometimes, which only made the show better for him. He laughed and crossed his legs, leaning back slightly. His head tilted back and his curled bounced beneath the rays of the lowering sun.
He was seriously laughing about this? Laughing about watching you so attentively that he could notice the material of your nightgowns or realize where you disappeared for like five hours of every other Sunday. You couldn’t deny that you did enjoy the attention. Venetia was right, those dresses did exactly as intended. Venetia saw how you would glance at Farleigh or look for him like a lost puppy in your free time, she was the only person who knew. You made her promise not to tell a soul, but she promised to make sure he noticed you more by the end of the summer. And by the ghost of Felix’s grandmother, he was practically a certified professional. He knew everything.
You hid your smile, and masked it with a look of displeasure. You planned to squeal about it to Venetia that night whilst you and her walked about the front lawn on your matching nightgowns… right below Farleigh’s window.
“Oh, fuck, Y/N… Be real for once! You know exactly what I mean! You’re a fucking suck up and the only reason you’re doing it, is to get to Felix! You’re like every other bitch at Oxford! You want to fuck him, be his new favorite toy, and then try your best to stay with him… Really, you’re pathetic!”
You closed your eyes, trying to process the words he said to you. Suck up. Every other bitch. Fuck Felix… Pathetic?! Either he was high off of his ass or truly needed a rise out of you.
“Did you just call me a slut, you prick?”
“If the shoe fits, honey..”
“Fuck you.”, were the last words you muttered to him before you turned away and left Farleigh’s bedroom, slamming the door behind yourself and quickly going further down the hall, to your bedroom.
You closed the door behind yourself, and sighed. You pressed your forehead against the wooden engravings of the door, and locked it. That was.. tense. Unnecessarily tense, at that. He could always be crass, but out right calling you a slut didn’t seem like his forte. At least, it didn’t seem to be, but what did you know? You just wanted to fuck Felix, right? Farleigh was many things but he wasn’t stupid, there was no way he could’ve been that oblivious to what you’ve been doing…
“Ahem.”, a familiar voice said from your bed. You wondered why it smelled like roses, perfume, and smoke.
“Ah.. Ven, hey. I- uh.. Wha-… Fuck. What are you doing here?”, you asked and pulled your cardigan off, being only left in a bra.
You walked over and sat beside her, whilst she turned and rested her legs atop your lap. You rested your arms over them, and glanced over to which she handed you the lit cigarette in between her sloppily painted nails.
“Well… I was going to ask if you knew what you were gonna wear tonight ‘cuz I wanted to match, but you weren’t here so I thought I’d just wait. What took you?”
You gulped slightly, and sighed whilst allowing the smoke to seep out of your nostrils. You maneuvered the white stick in your hands, while trying to figure out how to word it. He called you a slut? He called you pathetic?
“I.. was in Farleigh’s…”
You blew the smoke from your lips and nose, before handing the cigarette back to her. To which, she laughed and wrapped an arm around you.
“What?! Oh em fuck, tell me everything! Did you guys kiss, make out, make plans for later~?”
You laughed at Venetia’s response, but it had you thinking. You wish that was the case, but it wasn’t. He had everything totally out of line. He believed that you wanted Felix, and you still didn’t have the right mind to just come out and tell him that it was him you wanted… You made a slight face of disappointment and shook your head to which Venetia cooked and held your face comfortingly.
A few seconds later, you hear a small knock at the door.
“Excuse me! Y/N, are you in there? I’ve got your dress pressed out for you!”, a meek voice called out.
It was one of the handmaids. You weren’t really supposed to see her, but you were able to catch her once. When you did, you asked her to be more.. friendly with you. To appear more, and whilst she was hesitant, she did it nonetheless.
“Come in!”, you called back.
She opened the door, to reveal a dark red dress concealed by a plastic dress bag. The small woman opened your closet door and hung it upon a hook that was screwed into the door.
“It’s perfect! Thank yo-“, you started, but before you could finish your sentence, she had scrambled off, and out the door, making you and Venetia giggle.
“What happened then?”
You sighed, before taking and handing back the cigarette.
”He caught me off guard, and pulled me into his room. He said he wanted to talk, but then he asked why I was here! Fuck, Venetia! He said I wanted to fuck Felix! Are you fucking kidding me?! All this just for him to think it was fucking Felix, of all people!”
Venetia snickered and wrapped her arm around you, whilst she hummed, blowing out more of the smoke. The small white paper was stained with her red lip stain.
“Farleigh’s not that aware of… uhhh… cues? He’s dumb, like super socially stupid! I literally do not get what you see in someone who’s that fucking moronic.” Venetia chuckled to which you let out a soft sigh, filled with disappointment.
Venetia got up and planted a small peck on your nose and got up from her place, patting your thigh. “I’ll see you later, Y/N!! Gotta get ready!” She smiled and winked, before leaving your bedroom and closing the door behind her.
You waved and sighed as you sat on the bed, pondering about your conversation with him. You weren’t even really processing anything. You kept going back to his hair, his eyes, his scent, and that stupid playful personality that made you want to kick him, but then pull him right back in for a kiss. You’d have to fangirl later though, dinner was in an hour and a half.
It never took you long to get dressed. You wore light makeup, did your hair, and chose a few golden accessories. Something that would really please Elspeth. Damn, were you actually sucking up to her? You loved gold. You admired the way the shining bracelets adorned your wrist, and smiled. You felt so pretty. But you were starting to prove Farleigh’s point. It was a stupid point, but valid, nonetheless.
You stood in the mirror, adjusting your dress to perfection and ensuring you look just as Elspeth said you would. Ravishing. You touched up your make-up and teased your hair, until it was just as you liked.
“Y/N? Have you dressed? Mr. And Mrs. Catton are awaiting you and young Farleigh.”, a monotone voice of seriousness shot through your doors.
“Yes, Duncan. I’m ready. I’ll be out in just a minute!”
“Very well…”, was said before you hear the sound of sharp steps being made away from your door.
You truly didn’t have much to do before you finally considered yourself ready for dinner. The rule was dress up, which included a small bag for you. So you stuffed lipstick, a powder pallet, a highlighter, and lip gloss into the bag.
A final check was made before you finally went your bedroom door, and you were met with a fine surprise.
“Oh? Was someone happy to see me?”
Your eyes went wide while Farleigh stood there with his fist up, assuming he didn’t even get a chance to knock.
“Shut up, Farleigh. Why aren’t you at dinner? You’ll be late, waiting on me.”, you scowled once more, that little wrinkle he enjoyed seeing becoming prominent.
“Actually, I wanted to walk with you again. After dinner.”
THE END.
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flipsconhelado · 9 days
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he’s so fine im legit cryong i ñvoe himn so mucho😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭please judt one chance homey just one
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Adorable
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flipsconhelado · 12 days
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jann my little whiskers meow meow
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flipsconhelado · 12 days
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when i found yet another cute lamda graduate british 190+cm tan skinned man. i think i have a type
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flipsconhelado · 15 days
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gnawing at the bars of my enclosure i fear
"you're gonna cum inside me like a good boy? right farleigh?"
"mm...yes am you're good boy"
this to came to in a dream
was it really a dream or where you maladaptive daydreaming nickel cuz if it really came in a dream i need to know your methods but let’s fucking go @love-me-pls
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warnings: fucking sub!farleigh stupid 🥰
there’s something about farleigh being so much bigger than you, yet when it comes to sex, he submits to you like a slave submitting to their master. it gets you so, so wet knowing that you could be bouncing on his cock, so big and full, palms pushing down on his chest and he would become a dumb, blabbering mess that all that is coming out of his mouth is a flood of thank you’s. he can’t help it really, he’s just so thankful that you’re letting him sink his weeping cock into your perfectly tight pussy whenever he gets so hard just by watching you undress after a long day. like a pet puppy, his eyes glossy and doe-like, watching you do anything you want to him, his usual bratty attitude all reduced to whiny moans and whimpering mess. he’s pathetic underneath you, but boy doesn’t he look the cutest, especially when he starts crying from overstimulation. if only everyone in oxford knows that farleigh start, the class bitch, so arrogant with his insufferable demeanour, fucking cries when he feels the warm walls of your pussy hugging him so nice, you make him feel so good that he thinks he should be grateful. and he’s right, he should be grateful that you’re so much as even let him touch you, let alone let him fuck you as hard as he wants.
“doing so good f’me farleigh, cock feels s’nice” you coo at him, soft tits pressed up against his chest as his hips thrusts his hard cock so deep into you. he has his arms wrapped all around you,struggling to settle on just one curve on your body, desperate to feel and hold every part of you. his cheeks looks so flushed, a tinge of red displaying across his cheeks, spreading towards the tip of his nose and even his ears. the position that the both of you are in right now makes you look attached to him, as your sweaty skins cling onto each other, the slapping noises pornographic. he looks as if he’s gonna cry, but he’s trying so hard holding back the tears, making his eyes wide and watery. the view of you, fucked out in pleasure in front of him rushes blood towards his cock, forcing out broken out moans as he feels his cock that’s already so hard, gets even harder that it’s painful.
his mouth agape, tongue almost lolling out past his lips that it makes him look like you’ve fucked him stupid. since your first lick on his dripping cock, your tongue against his tip as he cums the first time, until now, he hasn’t lifted his eyes off you, even for a second. he’s eager to watch you take your next moves, anticipating the pleasure you’re gonna give him again and again, until he’s out of cum to shoot out. your dainty fingers are smoothing over his cheeks, soft and hot as your hands cup his jaw. he’s humming, small whimpers escaping his lips as quick as he’s ripping his eyes off you for the first time tonight to look down to his crotch, where his cock disappears past your puffy soaked folds, into your pussy.
“are you a good boy for me farleigh ?” his breath pushing hard against his chest at your words, his length stretching you out so good making you arch your back, pushing your tits into his face. he’s nodding into your chest as he tries to respond before moaning at the sudden squeeze of your walls down his shaft.
“mm’good, so good- gonna be good yes” is all he manages to let out, a jumble of words mumbled on his lips. the twitch of his cock inside you tells you that he’s gonna cum again, and you have no plans to deny him of that. he’s already doing such a good job of not cumming the second you sink onto him.
“be a good boy for me farleigh, cum in me. fill me up, baby” your tone gentle and endearing, encouraging him to fasten his thrusts. his hips are moving in erratic pace, sloppy and frantic from the urge to just burst. he’s thankful again, eyes shut as his arms snake tighter around your body, pulling you in closer in his embrace out of love, but also so your body stays in place as he fucks into you. he’s moaning, strings of nonsense mumbles drips down his lips
“what’s that hm ? you’re gonna cum inside like a good boy, right farleigh ?” you try to edge him on, as his face is tilted towards yours, his chin pressing into your collarbone, both your faces being cupped together
“yes, mmh— am your good boy, gunna cum in you, needa cum in you” his lips are barely letting his words pass through, as they all sounds bit mumbled. he feels like biting on it to supress his pathetic whines. his own body bouncing on the mattress makes him hold onto you dearly, his brown curls sticking onto his and your sweaty faces.
“you’re such a good boy, farleigh. you’re my good boy”
“fucking cum in me, go on, fucking cum in- aahh—!”
before you could even finish your words you feel his one last hard thrust, his swollen tip hitting your cervix before warm sticky white fills you up to the brim, so warm, so deep, so full <3
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flipsconhelado · 15 days
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this is me talking abt archie i fear 🧎🏽‍♀️
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my bsf it’s the one saying “ho is u coo” SHE’S SO DONE BUT I CANT HELP PFFF😭😭
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flipsconhelado · 21 days
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me bc archie isn't even famous here😭😭 i'm the only one here that is like yapping and yapping abt him and my friends are TIRED, they wouldn't even know of archie's existence if it weren't for me, but then i see spanish comments in his ig posts and i'm like,,, where they are from tho 😭
fandom so small i think im the only one in my country that loves archie
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flipsconhelado · 25 days
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Farleigh’s the type of person to yell “KISS ON THE MOUTH” at two dudes fighting
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