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Original post date: August 25 2022

Original caption: big shirt little pants

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STEVE HARRINGTON & EDDIE MUNSON Stranger Things: Season 4

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we don’t talk about this enough he would absolutely gossip about everyone’s relationships

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CONSIDER: buck and eddie start accidentally having really niche phone sex about how buck is in eddie's house and sleeping in eddie's old bed and jerking it on eddie's old couch etc, without either of them admitting that phone sex is what they're doing

eddie, in a what are you wearing voice: where are you?

buck, Hard: on your couch

eddie, Also Hard: oh nice

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Steve actually loves science fiction but it’s infinitely funnier to piss Dustin off by repeatedly mispronouncing the names is the characters in Star Wars because, “It’s Skywalker, Steve. Not Stair-Master! And his name is Luke, not Lucas! No one is named Lucas.”

“I think at least one person is.”

“In the movie.”

Dustin has recently discovered Doctor Who and is kinda a dick about explaining it to Steve. He heavily implies that Steve isn’t smart enough for the show like Steve’s mom doesn’t have a friend in England that tapes the new episodes and mails it to them.

Steve could share that information with Dustin but he’s not going to. Instead, when Dustin brings up The Doctor, Steve says, “Woah, Doc Hagan got a tv show?”

“It’s not a show about your dentist, Steve!”

If Steve is trying to round up all the kids and they’re being particularly annoying, he’ll clap his hands together and says, “C’mon, Ghost-bangers.”

The first thing he did after facing the demo-dogs was to memorize the entire D&D monster guide. He could tell Dustin this but D&D seems insufferable to him and it’s going to be way more satisfying when he catches the kid bullshitting an explanation and can call him out.

Robin knows about the stack of HG Wells books shelved in the den and Eddie definitely knows something is up. But Dustin? Nope.

There’s literally a picture on the mantle in the living room of him and his mom dressed as Spock and Nurse Chappell at a Star Trek convention when he was eight. Dustin walks passed it twice a week and has never noticed.

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playing hooky

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Eddie: You ready to commit?

Steve: Like a crime or a relationship?

Eddie: Currently a crime, but we can talk more later.

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hidden bouquet

written for this month’s @steddiemicrofic prompt “rose, 367 words” | rated: g | cw: none | tags: pre-relationship, oblivious steve, fluff

It’s not until they’re leaving Lover’s Lake that Steve finds the roses. 

Something red catches his eye as he puts away the empty picnic basket– a bouquet underneath the backseat of Eddie’s van.

“What’s that?” He asks Eddie, who is right behind him carrying the blankets they used to sit on.

“What’s what?” 

When Steve reaches for the flowers, Eddie’s eyes go comically wide. 

“Oh. That.” He won’t meet Steve’s eyes, fumbling with the blankets. “Uh, they’re not– Jeff must’ve left them there yesterday–” 

Steve brings the flowers to his face. “No way, man, these are freshly cut.”

Eddie sputters. “What are you? A fucking florist?” 

“No,” Steve snorts at the snarky response. “I’ve just gifted my fair share of roses.”

He’s never gotten any though. Whoever Eddie bought these for is a lucky guy. Steve wonders who it is, Eddie never mentioned having a date when he said they should hang out on Valentine’s Day.

“So, uh, who are these for anyway?” Steve can’t help but ask, trying to sound casual. “Got a big date later, Munson?”

Eddie groans, dragging a hand down his face. “Steve,” he says with a resigned sigh. “They’re for you.”

Steve blinks at him, then at the flowers. “Me?”

Eddie’s cheeks are as red as the roses when he nods sheepishly. “Yeah. There’s no secret date– this was the date,” he says, gesturing at the picnic basket, the blankets, the two of them. “Or it was supposed to be, but I chickened out and didn’t ask you out properly.” He gestures at the roses. “I chickened out of giving you those too.”

“Why?”

Eddie shrugs. “Wasn’t sure if you wanted that,” he says. If you wanted me, Steve hears. 

He shoves the roses in Eddie’s face. “One way to find out,” he says, shooting him an earnest look. 

Eddie’s eyes flicker over Steve’s face and whatever he finds there makes his expression turn hopeful. He holds out the bouquet with a soft smile. “Stevie, do you want to go on a real date with me?” 

Their fingers brush when Steve reaches for the flowers. “I’d love to, Eds,” he says, smiling back.

It’s a good thing Valentine’s Day isn’t over yet. 

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Y'all I NEED Independent El in season 5. She needs to have a moment WITHOUT mike

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I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

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You! Have been visited by the gnome of executive function! Reblog to send them along to make sure they visit the next person in need!

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I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

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