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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

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Can he send just like one tweet right now just one tweet I’m begging

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being OCpilled is so fucking mortifying honestly. like oh... yeah..... heres my guy. i invented him. i can't think about anything else except for him this week. but he isn't cool or anything. he actually sucks. im just ill.

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anyone else relate

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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

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no i don’t have plans later. i will, however, be taking extensive poison damage periodically for the foreseeable future. but beyond that my schedule is totally open

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doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

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imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

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therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

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growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

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new shirt ideas

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the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

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hi yes I'd like to order a fucking break for the next million years please. thankyou.

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I found out my phone can make pngs and im going to throw up laughing at this one of my bf's cat