Tired grad student. Mostly using this blog to save funny posts to share. A fan of shows and movies I’ve never actually watched and u can’t stop me. Easily excited by cool plants :) She/hersame name on AO3If you know me irl you never saw this
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free museums my absolute beloved. nothing beats a free museum. you can walk in and out and see stuff and have a blast and all for FREE
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I'd forgotten how torrenting shit makes you feel alive
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Pomegranate made of gold, rubies and emeralds
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my friend who is sitting in the same room as me just silently emailed me this
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before I forget
so last year, I went into work and my coworker was wearing earrings. I was rather surprised, thinking she was wearing menorah earrings, because I didn't think she was Jewish
....she was not in fact wearing menorah earrings. they were moths. Anyways then I couldn't stop thinking about a moth menorah. a mothenorah, if you will. and I sketched one on my phone that day.
(ID: a very crude digital sketch of a moth menorah /end ID)
I kept meaning to redraw it, and finally I did! Behold: the Luna Mothenorah
ID: a pencil drawing of a luna moth menorah. The head holds the shamash, and the outstretched wings are level and hold the other eight candles, which alternate between white, blue, and yellow. The moth's wings are mostly pale green, with a brown spot on each wing, and the tails of the wings form the stand. /end ID
upgrade, no?
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I had a dream where the goat got frostbite and went home. She is cold and we need to warm her.
the little match girl x gävlebocken??
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I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.
I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.
Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.
Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.
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I cannot imagine anything more terrifying than telling God my worst sin and him not believing me because it was so terrible he didn’t think it was possible
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oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.
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