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my fuckimg teetf

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

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your 'jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol' post has me remembering how i used to be so ashamed of having any sexual desires that i only allowed myself to jack off to the mental image of an arial drone shot of a pine forest

transcendentalism

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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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im still thinking about that post about bingge not actually enjoying sex all that much and now it's got me thinking about acespec binghe. I wonder how much of bingqiu's sex life is about actual sexual desire or just a desire for intimacy. as we've established, bingqiu both want a Crack Open Shizun's Ribs And Live Inside Him situation but they can't actually do that, so sex is the closest they can get to the intense kind of physical and emotional intimacy they want. we need to introduce luo binghe to concepts like steven universe style fusion or pacrim drifting, getting those two to mindmeld would potentially create the craziest dude in existence but I think it would make binghe incredibly happy

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Happy (late) Seollal! I realized I don't often draw them in anything except their uniforms.

Drawn for Saffron_Night402 for the Hand Jumper Wiki Contest - thanks for contributing!

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Another one thats going on main bc i like it anyways. Mikupink.............

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Another one thats going on main bc i like it anyways. Mikupink.............

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Another one thats going on main bc i like it anyways. Mikupink.............

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NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

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*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

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guards !!!! take them to the Dungeon !!! no not the. not the Sex Dungeon. yes. the Regular Dungeon sorry i should've specified