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Hot take but if organisms within an order evolving independently into a crab-like body shape 5 separate times was enough to coin the term "carcinization," then yknow what deserves its own funny little name?

Baculums. Penis bones.

Baculums are also present in MULTIPLE orders.

I propose bonerification as the term of choice.

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where’s that justin mcelroy post when i need it

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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

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"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

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uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

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Sure you know what. All other popular social media platforms suck ass but you don't need to ride Tumblr's dick because this platform also very much sucks ass too

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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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I just love the blatant undertone in internet spats and arguments that the first person to show any emotion beyond mild disdain loses. That to become angry or scared or upset means you're incapable of rational thought. You're only allowed care about an issue just enough to make some snide remark about the other side, hoping that they'll lose their cool enough for you to point and laugh.

It's not even fake civility. It's this horrid condescension that permeates every single interaction.

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tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

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Can’t believe that I’ve survived on tumblr this long without becoming a monsterfucker or a furry. If anything I’m in a mildly hostile relationship with the monsterfuckers. I keep spraying them with a spritz bottle for getting horny on my fantasy posts.

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my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger