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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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I made a bat comic and now you have to look at it

Edit: Apparently it's "not bad" so I changed the phrasing. Um hello thousands of people. You, uh, you really don't need to follow me over this one, uhh, it's not representative of my normal posting habits.

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Tesla in the news:

Detroit rapper BigHuey313 releases a song called “cybertruck”

Tesla sends Huey a cease and desist for “violating their intellectual property”

Huey does not take down the song

Tesla remotely disables Huey’s cybertruck while he’s driving on the interstate

The vehicle’s screen displays a warning flashing red, “Comply with cease and desist”

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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Fuck this. My God.

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jojo part 1: that bastard dio is trying to poison my father!

jojo part 8:

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I know that the UK censorship laws are evils and fucked up on the face of them but I feel like we kinda blew past the part where it uses a phrenology machine to check your age.

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Guy who says “you know, the unabomber kind of had a point” but he just means that “eat your cake and have it too” is a more sensical idiom

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[spins wheel] the homestuck team announced [spins wheel] an animated pilot made by [spins wheel] vivziepop with a character voiced by [spins wheel] toby fox because [spins wheel] they want to cover up legal threats made against [spins wheel] the only way to read the comic

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Penguin with leucism that gives its plumage a yellow tint, discovered in Antarctica.

(I like to call him Lemon penguin lol)

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The best part about Homestuck was how it defied convention and ascended past the medium that it took place in. It’s what inspired me the most, honestly. It was wordy as all hell because it was mostly text chats that talked about insanely convoluted game mechanics and a lot of the character came from typing quirks and other ways to play with that medium (especially with characters like Doc Scratch or pretty much anything with the Felt).

What could possibly go wrong with adapting it into an animated series?

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the thing about “andrew hussie returns to homestuck to write a cartoon pilot produced by vivziepop with toby fox voicing john egbert” is like. it’s so far-fetched i wouldn’t even make that joke. because it would be too ridiculous for me to even find funny. and it’s not a joke. it’s literally happening right now.

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I feel like something happened.

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People in the UK especially, please don't give your ID to Spotify

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u/Kelsfergo