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porrim and dirk are so fucking funny in turnabout au you guys have no idea. theyre each others yes man in the worst possible way.

porrims like "i want to+ get a seco+nd to+ngue piercing, but i think it might be a little much..." and dirk immidiately shoots back "Nah you're fine. Sit down, relax, and i'll be back once i alchemize the piercing and ready the needle.". kankris having an aunerysm every time he sees these two talking to each other.

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Planned on making Jake punch someone and then put it off indefinitely by continuously making the canvas larger and giving them more friends.

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webmastery now! april 2023

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by the water (happy 8th anniversary!)

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I can't believe now I'm gonna play Ghost Trick because of this dumbass post. Thanks SALTY

dying justice minister for you

NO!!! NOT JUSTICE MINISTER! ICONIC CHARACTER FROM HIT VIDEO GAME GHOST TRICK!!! That's right:

GHOST TRICK: Phantom Detective

The game that was once a cult classic on the DS is now REBORN on all major modern consoles??

The one that's AVAILABLE NOW for just

$29.99

That's right you FUCKING WHORE.

$29.99

Want me to say it again slut??

$29.99

With such an incredible story, music, puzzles, and gameplay remastered for all modern platforms THAT'S ONE GREAT DEAL.

I'd sell my firstborn son to play this game for the first time again. And all YOU have to pay is $29.99?????

I fucking HATE YOU. I fucking hate that YOU of all people can purchase such an amazing game and play it for the first time and I'm never able to see it the same way EVER AGAIN.

FUCK YOU.

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RAHHHHHH HAPPY LATE 4/13

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HAPPY 4/13 !!!

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i feel like this was funnier in my head

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uprooted

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hot pink

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something on the mind

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That Newsletter reveal was craaaaazy

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You already know what tf goin on