Professor Markus Calaway, specializing in Magical studies. (Private Blog for NPU. Not the real Mark Calaway. Everything posted on this blog is fake, fake, fake.)
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I am happy that you find my observations agreeable. I am sure that you are highly productive.
I hope everyone is having a productive morning. I use productive in the place of “good” because I believe that in order for something to be good, it has to be efficient. If you have done nothing, then it should not be good. If it is then you are probably stagnant and uninspired. In other words, you have no drive and you should have stayed in bed and spared the world your presence.
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If I had to suffer his rambling for so many years, then so do the rest of you.
How gracious. I shall see to them later.
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Me? Miserable? You are all the ones that are moody. Wake up “on the wrong side of the bed?”
I hope everyone is having a productive morning. I use productive in the place of “good” because I believe that in order for something to be good, it has to be efficient. If you have done nothing, then it should not be good. If it is then you are probably stagnant and uninspired. In other words, you have no drive and you should have stayed in bed and spared the world your presence.
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I will wait until you finish your bagel, then, to pull some of my “creepy juju bullshit.” I would not want you to miss a thing.
You will know where to find me. You always do. I wonder why.
Just wait until I finish this bagel, bitch. You think that I ain’t on to you? The moment you lift one of those bony, crusty motherfucking fingers to pull some of that creepy juju bullshit, I’ll be there to expose you.
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You probably know my entire morning routine by now, yes? I am rather flattered that you have taken to stalking me. Looking behind me and seeing you, peering around a corner with your eyes narrowed is rather endearing.
Getting attached? It must be getting hard to stay away.
I hope everyone is having a productive morning. I use productive in the place of “good” because I believe that in order for something to be good, it has to be efficient. If you have done nothing, then it should not be good. If it is then you are probably stagnant and uninspired. In other words, you have no drive and you should have stayed in bed and spared the world your presence.
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I hope everyone is having a productive morning. I use productive in the place of “good” because I believe that in order for something to be good, it has to be efficient. If you have done nothing, then it should not be good. If it is then you are probably stagnant and uninspired. In other words, you have no drive and you should have stayed in bed and spared the world your presence.
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That is good to hear. Take care of yourself, yes?
Indeed.
There is something different about you. What is it?
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I can see that. There is a power signature, that is how I felt the difference. I hope you are well.
Indeed.
There is something different about you. What is it?
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But of course. I am always happy to offer it.
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Do not worry. I will see to it that that does not happen.
No, of course not. These are rumors being spread by Mr. Brooks. You know how outlandish he can be when his emotions overtake him.
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Indeed.
There is something different about you. What is it?
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You should be careful with who you decide to follow, little one.
That is all that I believe needs to be said. Have a wonderful day.
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He needs help, my friend. It takes humans a long time to figure that out, you know. They often resort to hurting themselves very badly and have to be forced to seek aid.
I believe that is Phillip’s fate.
No, of course not. These are rumors being spread by Mr. Brooks. You know how outlandish he can be when his emotions overtake him.
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No, of course not. These are rumors being spread by Mr. Brooks. You know how outlandish he can be when his emotions overtake him.
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We never talked about such things, actually. If I cannot even make time for lunch, what makes you think that I would have time to cover the entire earth in a “dark army?”
Occult studies were offered because some students showed interest. Some of these humans only believe that because their narrow minds cause them to believe that there is not any room for anyone “different.”
Crazy is an ugly word. That is why I used mentally strained.
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Isn’t it a bit early for conspiracy theories, Children?
If you were as concerned with your studies as you are with me and my apparent “secrets,” and this “Undertaker” nonsense, then you would all be passing with flying colors.
You are beginning to sound mentally strained...and you do know what happens to those that are mentally strained, do you not?
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