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egg heaven now...

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The Vulcan children's hospital recently redecorated. I'm not convinced they chose the most logical option

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if you moralize to people in the global south about piracy youre going to hell btw. no atonement no take backsies. guaranteed hell forever permanently.

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Like politically or tectonically

bone serpents now control 90% of continental north america

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wait a bunch of ppl ( in mexico i belive) got togheter and made a mini movie where everyone is poorly pretending to be french in retaliation for the dogshit emilia perez musical this is awesome tjhey all have little mustaches drawn on with sharpie and are spealing the worst french ever

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I don't think they're supposed to do that

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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

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@demilypyro entranced by her . Had to draw her immediately

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Average adventuring party except all of them are named Mark.

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Everyone please behold this baby tree:

It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.

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it's kind of crazy how many physical books universities have. like i'm pretty sure a lot of them go just untouched for years at a time. but they're just waiting there for the right obscuritan to come along. like cinderella

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Commission for @ploomutoo !

Ko-fi

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Dancing Fox 踊狐

Japan, 18th c.

Ivory with dark staining and sumi (ink)

2 13/16 × 1 13/16 × 1 in. (7.14 × 4.6 × 2.54 cm)

LACMA AC1998.249.69

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dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

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feat