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The real question is who does Viggo keep blaming it on? 🤔
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Stoick: *axe throwing at everything in the arena and sees Hiccup, about to throw one at him*
Hiccup: AAA DADPLSDONTKILLMEITSYOURSON
Stoick: Hiccup ^^!! <33
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Rtte era gang is always so fascinating to me bc they're all so competent and brave and they built what is basically a military base in just a month but at the same time. They're eighteen years old. They pull pranks on each other, they have inside jokes, they once spent an afternoon throwing fruit at each other.
They're kids and I find it hilarious and I need more fics of them just coexisting. The show is for kids so they couldn't show it, but I'm obsessed with the idea of one of them being hurt. Bc they're have to deal with it in-hoise, at least at first, bc Berk is, what? 10 hours away or so?
If you leave a bunch of eighteen year olds to do first aid, what you're going to get is a bunch of jokes to try to lighten the mood, a lot of cursing, and someone vomiting bc Viking-era first aid is not for the feint of heart.
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Snotlout is cursed to never do anything cool in front of anyone. If he wants to show off in front of a crowd, he will fail miserably, the moment they turn around, Snotlout will suceed
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my fingers are broken but at least the lovelies get to stare into each others’ eyes
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The gang (and a mini Dagur)
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"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure
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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
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"i asked chat gpt-"
well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.
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