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making my own bootleg flegg merch. bootflegg

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Week One hundred eighty-seven, The Mercs As ...

FICTIONAL DETECTIVES

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“labubu” sounds like a word your auntie would use with your baby cousin to mean “vulva”

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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

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Homestuck has a Yuri Index of 0.275

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Make me the subject of your desire

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the welrod remains one of the dumbest looking guns of all time. top 10 easy

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In 1319, Friar Bernie Delights was accused of casting spells on the pope.

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We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

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like we really hate to hear this - but power is in every human relationship. unless you are the exact same as your partner in age, class, race, ethnicity, religion, language, nationality, citizenship status, gender, sexual orientation, physical and mental ability, salary, education, etc, you have to negotiate the problems material power differentials pose to love, to treating others well. the response to this seems to have been to make certain points of difference - like age - load-bearing, in a way that erases others - class would be my example: far bigger a power disparity than, say, a ten year gap in age between adults is class and inheritable wealth, but you almost never see that acknowledged in the same way. and even if you were at parity in all those areas (gay twincest sweep??) there is still the emotional power that someone’s love and desire for you gives you over them. you can’t get rid of it. you cannot find the perfect relationship where it doesn’t exist by steadily winnowing down your “ethical” options via widening designations of “problematic relationships.” you have to confront the power you have over other people and think how you will wield it most lightly. sorry!

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DEALER: this shits called "warrior's last stand," itll knock you on your ass feeling like youre fighting to the bitter end ME: whatever man Ive not a whisper of violence in my heart [TWO HOURS LATER] WELL-ENDOWED ELVISH SHAWTY WHO THOUGHT WE'D BE SMOKING ELVISH SLUTWEED: [reclining in a bean bag chair and impaling ants by flicking thumbtacks at them] IF I'M TO DIE TODAY IM TAKING EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WITH ME!!!

ME: [lying face down in the gravel, thoroughly convinced I've been shot in the stomach with grapeshot] i dount have much time left,, can i suck yuor eartips..just once...

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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

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