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guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?

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funniest shit is going down on discord rn

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"Medieval Christians would have gone nuts for protons, neutrons, and electrons for trinity reasons" sounds like a jokey oversimplification historypost but I cannot really articulate how true that is. They would never shut up about it.

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She should show up at events where Prince Charles is. Give him a scare 💅 Watch to the end for the result!

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Honestly one of the main reasons to assume Luigi Mangione was framed by the NYPD is that the UHC shooter not only had no reason to carry around a manifesto, he had no reason to even write a manifesto. He said his piece loud and clear with the bullet casings and the monopoly money. Everyone understood it and the shooter knew that would be the case.

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hey man that weird thing you dress up and call a maid just fucking bit me

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Look, I all want out of KSBD is at the climax of a final fight, for Allison to finally get to say, right before delivering an wheel-smashing blow, "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"

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this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

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EXTREMELY FUCKING FUNNY WAY TO TALK ABOUT PRACTICAL EFFECTS

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really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

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how the hell is hiding in my bathroom going to keep the driveway clear

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do you prefer Tumblr or 4chan

hey man do you prefer chicken breast or nazi germany

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Made this after talking to a friend d about my proclivity for bad decks in good formats