I've unlocked gender fluxuation. They/He. Still bisexual tho. Noir/Emmet
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I feel like I might sound like a boomer, but why do streaming services have ads now. I thought the point of streaming was to pay to be add free.
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this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever
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The funniest thing about how maids are depicted in a certain kind of fiction is that, like, at least half the time the people who ostensibly own the place don't even really seem to want them to be there? It's often genuinely unclear who their actual employer is, or whether they're getting paid at all – it's like looking at a universe where if you build a fancy enough house, maids just show up, like rats.
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I’m going to preform medical malpractice on you cuz I love you
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SONIC AU COLLISION: ROUND 1
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Sonic Icebound belongs to @sonic-wildfire [link to info doc]
Dark Boom belongs to @teamxdark [link to fic]
Creator Note: Most fanart and AU discussion can be found at https://www.tumblr.com/teamxdark/tagged/Dark%20Boom Art Credit: @khinesthetic
Explore each world below the cut!
Sonic Icebound:
A secret expedition to Antarctica goes catastrophic after the Tornado wrecks near the South Pole during polar winter with Sonic aboard. Woefully unprepared and equipped with little more than a headlight, a map and a radio transceiver (where Tails is the only one on the other end back home — and the only one aware of Sonic’s whereabouts), poor visibility and unpredictable terrain stifles Sonic’s running ability. With rescue unavailable for 72 hours and the evacuation site almost 2,000 kilometers away, Sonic must arrive in time for the Tornado 2 to retrieve him. En route, Sonic must combat his own fears of isolation and paranoia while keeping his mind sound in order to survive.
Dark Boom:
Ever been disappointed that Rouge and Omega were never in Sonic Boom? Because I sure was. That's why I'm making this (very in-progress) 3rd season of Sonic Boom and introducing Boom Rouge (a sticky-fingered prankster who fears nothing, even managing a turbulent new friendship on a new part of Seaside Island) and Boom Omega (Eggman's rebellious robot son who aspires to become a music producer, alongside his dreams of destruction).
52 episodes planned and very slow to update, but still in progress!
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Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling
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do we fuck with the Spoke (sprite and coke)
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This is single handedly the funniest Pokemon clip of all time.
The Pokémon company, sitting at a round table reviewing the episode before it airs:
“You know what, fuck it. I don’t give a shit anymore.”
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⏰Hello everyone once again⏰,
I would like to introduce myself again😃…
I am Dr. Mohamed Al-Deeb, and I used to work as an ER doctor💉🩸🩺 at Al-Shifa Medical Complex. 🩹🫁🫀
But I was forced, along with my family, to flee south😣,
leaving behind my home🫀, memories😔, and the workplace 😓that held so many beautiful recollections with my colleagues.😞
This war has affected us deeply, destroying us internally and exhausting us physically😩, mentally😓, and financially😢.
We left our home—a five-story building😔that now no longer exists💔😭, completely reduced to rubble.
That beautiful home held the memories of my childhood🧡, cherished days with my siblings, family, and the warm, joyful gatherings that are now nothing but echoes.💛💚💙❤
Today, I am displaced in the city of Deir al-Balah, 😔
living in a tent that lacks even the most basic necessities.😭😭
It doesn’t protect us from the heat of summer😪 or the cold of winter😫.
Yet, this hasn’t stopped me from fulfilling my duty✋, both humanitarian and moral, to serve my patients🤟💛.
I have not left them even for a day, not hesitating for a moment to provide care, whether at the Martyrs of Al-Aqsa Hospital 🩸or the European Hospital.🩺
I deeply feel the suffering of these patients🥺, who have lost everything and have only their health left to cling to😥.
I only wish that this nightmare would end🥺🙏💜.
After an entire year of this devastation, all that remains for me is my small family🙏💐,
and my hope is to protect them from the ravages of this war and to live in peace and safety—perhaps even far from this land🥺❤.
I humbly ask for your help in any way possible🙏💜🖤.
Thank you.💚
Dr. Mohamed Al-Deeb-from gaza strip
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