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CAME OUT OF MY DADS PRINTER AT WORK TODAY..........

[image description: a picture of a printed message on a piece of paper. before the message is a picture of pope john paul II smiling and with his hands raised in the air. below it reads:

Hi,

if you're reading this message, it's highly likely that your printer is exposed to the public internet via port forwarding. This means that *anyone* on the internet with some technical knowledge can send print jobs to your printer - or worse, try to exploit it and use it as a part of a global botnet.

If you didn't intend for this, please look into disabling UPnP (Universal Plug and Play) on your router, or remove the port forwarding rule for the port 9100.

~ a friendly catgirl hacker :3

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Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

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I think “besnouted” being used to refer to animals with snouts is such a wonderful word, it sounds honorary, like they’ve been awarded a great blessing (they have)

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An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"

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“They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body

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i got really mad at red today

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“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

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Both

I like mythological names for Pokemon, or naming them after friends and moots, and then I name Pidgey "Birb" and Bidoof "Douf" because they sound dumb and that's fun

if you nickname your pokémon, are you:

a. someone who uses aesthetic/cool/unique/seriously themed names (“Wisteria”, “Saturn”, “Dante”)

b. someone who name their pokemon stuff like “Sir Corndog”, “Paperclip”, “doorknob”

c. both

d. other (please explain i wanna know)

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i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

is this how you dragons

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Letters to Papa: A Christmas Countdown

A gift for my wonderful friend @flaredarkstorm . Please check out his writing blog as well ~! @flaredarkstormwrites

Trigger Warnings: Things got surprisingly serious near the end, hints of a dysfunctional family, themes of emotional abuse (Just in one letter) Please read at your own risk

December 1st

A pristine envelope would be found in Flare’s mailbox. The material resembles the first snowfall, soft to the touch and pure. Other than the haphazardly written message upon the page. Perhaps we can call them the branches that decorate the snow. 

Papa! Father! Papi! Dad!

Tis I Francine or more commonly known as Fern. How are you with the holidays approaching?

I personally find it quite stressful. So, I hope that yours is going much more smoothly.

This might be weird to ask but what are your preferred dad-nouns? Do you like the cutesy and casual ‘papa’ or maybe the more formal ‘father’ is to your tastes? Knowing you though, I bet you’d go with papa, you softy.

Aha!

I almost forgot. You’re probably wondering why this is labeled December 1st. This isn’t just any ol’ Christmas letter. This year I’m gonna try to write to you daily! Doesn’t that seem fun?

I hope you enjoy these letters as much as I enjoyed writing them.

Xoxo

Fern

Keep reading

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reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

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