McDonald’s should start selling 99 cent margaritas
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more rich people should fight on live tv for my entertainment
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we don't talk enough about low hanging balls.
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Someone fighting against me on the internet over anti depressants. I will be pro meds for life.
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The thought is cool but this has bad idea written all over it. If they gain weight it’s going to mess up the tattoo, if they lose weight it’s going to mess up the tattoo, and even if they stay the same weight if they bend down, or are in certain angles there’s going to be giant missing gaps.
Carrie is a champion for all, you HAVE to see her excellent work and check these tattoos out! (X)
Carrie’s Instagram
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“Dababy has been canceled” sounds like something I would text a college hook up after an abortion.
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Fucking hate pet rent. You want my cat to pay rent? She is a cat. Cats don’t have jobs. Idiot.
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Metrosexual is objectively the funniest thing to come out of homophobia
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