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IF you see me replying to everyone's thread but yours

It is for one of these reasons

I dont have the muse for that thread at the moment

I didnt see your reply

I haven’t gotten to it yet

I dont know what to write

Im dumb

Aliens

It is never because

I hate you

I’m ignoring you

you are a bad role player.

Are we clear?

I love you all!

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Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!

I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,

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i see boops are back

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still around

dont post alot on here most of the time,, however if you wish to keep intouch with me i can give my discord upon request

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She would shrug a bit brushing her own hair to the side "its something i picked up on... Something one of my friends would always say after a fight" The harpy would stretch her emerald green eyes staring over to ava, Mistral was wearing a light traveling gown green, with white stripes through it

"Whatever doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt." -From mistral (thought i may as well throw this at ya)

"I... doooon't think that's the saying. Just a hunch."

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Quick! Imagine your favorite servant complimenting you on a job well done!

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𝗹𝗶𝗹' 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝘂𝗱𝗲 🧽

An ask meme with a bunch of lines from my favorite Spongebob episodes. This isn't meant to be too serious, I just really love spongebob and haven't seen an ask meme for it.

"I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo."

"Wumbology! the study of wumbo!"

"AND THEN THERE'S A GIANT FIST!!"

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

"He was number one!"

"Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb."

"I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors!"

"Oh boy! Holographic meatloaf! My favorite!"

"And what's better than serving up smiles!?"

"Being dead, or anything else."

"See, no one says 'cool' anymore. That's such an old-person thing. Now we say 'coral', as in 'That nose job is so coral.'"

"Long, tan, *licks teeth* Handsome"

"Are they laughing at us? No, they are laughing next to us."

"Excuse me sir I hope my horrible ugliness doesn't distract you from the movie."

"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"

"Oh these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory.... a bomb factory."

"the boy made you a sweater of his own tears, and you kill him."

"goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!"

"I order the food, you cook the food, the customer eats the food. We do that for forty years, and then we die."

"you're good, you're good, you're good, aaaaand stop."

"Don't worry captain we'll buff those scratches out."

"All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original."

"We're not cavemen! We have technology" *smashes the computer*

"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

"You used me....for LAND DEVELOPMENT! That wasnt very nice!"

“This isn’t your average every day darkness. This is....ADVANCED darkness”

“Assertive, not insertive, ya twit!”

*sticks finger in pocket* "beep beep"

"He's just standing there..... MENACINGLY!"

"don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"

"What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?"

“I will dismantle this oppressive establishment BOARD BY BOARD!”

"Well maybe we would sound better if some people didn't play with BIG MEATY CLAWS"

"Oh good luck out there. I hope the audience brings lots of ibuprofen."

"You won't catch me when I shift into maximum overdrive!!"

"It's not just a boulder! It's a rock!"

"shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player."

 “You don’t pay me. We don’t even exist! We’re just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.”

"I only know fine dining and breathing."

"oh you mean like a weenie? MaY I TaKe YoUr hAt Sir?"

"the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher?"

"The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the..."

"And then the walls will ooze green slime!? Oh wait they always do that."

"You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend well, that would just be okay."

“C’mon you lazy Mary, start rubbing me with that chocolate!”

"East? I thought you said weast?"

“We’ve been smeckledorfed!”

"Whatever doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt."

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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

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Just a PSA

Reblog if you don’t ignore rps and asks but sometimes it takes you a while to think of a response, or you only have time to answer a question or two before doing other things.

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As mistral strung her lyre soothing the fallen, she hadn't even noticed the other had dropped her Weapon, when finished with her song she would turn around to the tiefling seeing the axe on the ground she would look a bit confused until seeing the tiefling covering her ears she would frown "my singing isn't that bad is it?" she asked knowing the possibility that her singing wouldn't be considered nearly as good here as a possibility a difference between cultures It took her a bit to realize WHY the other was covering her ears "You don't have to worry about me charming you! promise!" Mistral swears as she approaches the tiefling She would reach out her feathered wing like hand "My name is mistral the land i come from is.... well lets just say it is quite far away" She says introducing herself Emerald green eyes staring up at the tiefling "I know it may be a bit.... hard to trust someone like me especially when you have only known hostile harpies for your whole life but please my intentions are not to harm" she said softly "if you cant trust me can we at least work together? i have been following strings of similar attacks for a while now this is the first one i have been able to stop in time.."

Mistral was going to make sure the villagers were safe sheathing her rapier she didnt like violence, never really was one for it unless it was necessary but she couldnt excatly afford that The red and blue feathered harpy would turn to the tiefling taking her in through her green eyes, the hand was back on her rapier for a moment before letting it go a tiefling? well she did suppose they were everywhere but where had she found herself in, then she heard the others question. with a soft almost angelic voice she would respond "Now why would i do that? i know harpies like these are more common but do you really think i would be using a weapon and being so well dressed? i have not i only found them attacking others i attempted to solve the situation with words not violence when i arrived they did not take kindly to that." The harpy took out what appeared to be a green studded and jewled lyre out and began to play a small tune on it taking her attention away from the tiefling "dear souls of the slain, do not take me for blame" she sung

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*picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a

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japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style

guy who's about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you've ever heard: Yeah okay

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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.

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FUNFACT: sometimes all my braincells just refuse to coperate with me and i cant finish a simple task.... like this morning when i could not for the life of me make a omelette despite making HUNDREDS if not thousands before in my life

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Shamar generally knows how one butchers a animal for the meat and other parts.. hes a book worm after all, however hes always been well to say the least, never been one for messy slaughters even the few times when hes had to gut fish he makes sure to do it cleanly and quickly but the amount of absolute blood and other bits "i-i see, i have always read on butchery but i could never imagine it could be so..." he paused unable to find the right words yet nothing came to him like opening a book but to only find all the pages blank.. its clear on his face hes trying to find a proper word to describe it but cant....

Annalise was used to blood and gore; working on a farm and hunting exposed her to it often. Plus, she was a dragon with a large appetite.

Still, it may be quite the shocking sight, seeing her splattered with the stuff, a knife in her hand as she carefully guts a deer strung up behind her barn.

"Sorry about the mess. It shouldn't take too long to get this big guy butchered. I've done it plenty of times."

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THERES A AACTUAL JUMP BUTTON? -me a darksouls vet playing elden ring for the first time