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This is so wholesome

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December 17th

y'all: *doing that dumb tumblr log off protest*

me, clocking in to this even dumber hellsite as per usual:

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americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

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Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”

The villain blinks “You-”

“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”

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Loyalty that surpasses the stars. I have a lot of feelings about space and Laika  Patreon

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There should be more diversity in flirting in Star Trek.

Bajorans flirt by stealing each others clothes.

Andorians flirt by kissing. Conversation is considered intimate.

Tellarites flirt by smearing mud on the other person’s right ear. Left ear is an invitation to fight.

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i cant wait for elon musk to be the first man to die on Mars when the Curiosity rover, enraged by his presence, smashes his space helmet with a rock 

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well time to delete then :/

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gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9

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how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

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Humans are so far up the food chain that in order to stay alive longer we need to exercise, and not eat whatever we want. We can also kill things from miles away without it even knowing we exist.

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Twas the night before Christmas 🎄✨