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I sometimes vanish from tumblr for a few days because I feel guilty I haven’t done all the requests I have and I am too ashamed to show myself here “oTL So you all get my Murdoc Sketches~ 

There are very important captions btw

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These spot the difference games are getting harder and harder 🤔

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Day 3 of 2dAce week is “Secrets”!

Went cliche with this one with secret relationship. Had a lot of fun poorly designing a fake magazine cover lmao

Bonus:

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Ace: Hey, D, how many murdocs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Stuart, looking around: light bulb...? What light bulb?

Ace: no, stu its a joke-

Stuart getting off the couch: Now that I think about it, the one in the bathroom is starting to go out... Hold that thought, Ace

Ace: I think you’re missing the point.

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After 60 years of dozing off and doing absolutely nothing, I’ve returned to my sanctuary. I don’t really have an excuse besides saying that I was dozing off in la la land for the couple past month, but I’m back in business baby! Forgive me for leaving you guys on hold- I’ve gained around 200 of you beautiful eggs *sobs* and I am here to nurture you with some good 2dace because that’s what I suspect you’re here for! So without any further ado, I present to you... a short story. Sit back, relax, and enjoy my shame.

Words: A good 800+ this time. Be proud of me.

Tags: 2dace, a buttload of gross smut. Lots of detail. With a pinch of fluff. 

Rating: I’ve leveled up from gross to disgusting. Prepare to gag. Explicit to the fullest.

If anyone were to ask Stuart what his favorite time of the day is, he’d happily say the morning. Which is quite ironic considering he spends most of those hours sleep past the alarm. But what makes them so meaningful is the special attention he gets from his one and only.

Especially on the days Ace feels the need to be more affectionate. The days where he’s up for a sleepy shag and this morning is definitely worth waking up to.

Ace sucks him softly from below, eyes barely open to help keep focus. He isn’t exactly giving it his all, but it seems to do the trick for Stuart who’s been constantly shivering from his touch.

Ace stops midway to check in on the singer, but wraps his hand around his length to make up for the lack of attention. “Feels good?”

Stuart nods, turning the side of his face into the pillow. “Mhmm. S-so good”

“Gonna cum for me anytime soon, Stu?”

“Nng- Don’t really want to~”

The bassist chuckles . He knows Stuart doesn’t exactly mean that, but the boy barely has the energy to last more than one round. He decides to make this go feel better than the last and kisses around Stuart’s erection before sliding it back into the warmth of his mouth.

His lover gasps sensually, entertained by the feeling of the man’s wet tongue swirling playfully around his cock. It’s as if Ace knows all the right moves to make by heart, because he never fails at getting even the smallest reactions out of him.

“Can’t hold it in forever, bluebell.” Ace teases. Any moment and I’m gonna feel you leaking all over my tongue like a broken faucet.”

Stuart moans uncontrollably listening to Ace’s filthy talking. His legs are now bent, making it easier for the bassist to dive his head down a little deeper and pull back up.

“I won’t stop ya if you do. In fact, I’ll show you how messy you can be when you’re horny like this.”

Stuart hides his face with his hands, embarrassed by the fact that he was right. He could hardly think straight with the way Ace was handling him. “Don’t say tha-ahh. Fuck,”

“Say what? That my sweet mouth isn’t turning you on right now and your dick is hard over nothing?” Ace’s voice is deep and groggy. “You know, if it weren’t for me being so tired I’d have you screaming for me to say more.”

He pumps the singer a few times, enjoying how Stuart’s body react on its own to his touch. He clearly doesn’t feel like he has any control of himself, only comprehending that the more he encourages Ace, then the less of a chance he’d have at coming at all. And if it’s one thing he knows about the bassist better than anyone is that the man was a professional at talking his way through any kind of intercourse.

So Stuart finally admits defeat. “Fine, Ace. You win. But I can’t take anymore- need to cum now.”

“You’re really a slut for me in the morning, aren’t you?” Ace wasn’t looking for an answer. Instead he buried his face right back between Stuart’s legs for what he figured would probably be the last time for today.

“Yes, please…. fuck-Ace!,” It comes out as nothing more than a squeak.

Soon after his hands make a quick reach for Ace’s hair. He grips his locks- not too hard but enough to keep the man in place as he thrusts his hips forward. The bassist freezes up when he feels Stuart’s erection pulse against his tongue and opens wide to take in everything his singer gives to him.

The orgasm was slow and intense and Stuart whines his way through the pleasure. Finally, his fingers go soft, untangling themselves from his hair. As he comes to an end, Ace tugs away the covers from over him to meet his boyfriend’s glance like he expected.

He pulls himself off his length and with the upmost confidence-just as he promised-parts his lips enough for Stuart to see his semen pooling in Ace’s mouth. The singer’s face goes tinted red.

The scene itself is beyond lewd- enough to get Stuart’s member twitching against his stomach. But he’s too spent to think he could last any longer. Which means he’s left to watch Ace gulp his seed down hungrily and grin, highly satisfied in his work.

But Stuart furrows his eyebrows, silently calling Ace closer to him with a small wave of his hand. The bassist obeys, crawling up to him until their heads are touching. Stuart pokes out a curious tongue and brushes his thumb below Ace’s lip to collect the drying cum left over. Much better.

“Good morning?” Ace asks quietly.“

"Very good morning.”

Now Stuart smiles along, eyes beginning to close shut once again. His hand falls back down to his side and for a minute Ace rests his head next to Stu’s, closing his eyes as well. Both men begin to snore pleasantly against each other, feeling their chests rise and fall in sync.

Yep. Morning time was his absolute favorite.

I can’t stop writing top Ace, I’m sorry! 

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Ace: two dee did you see me playing my bass!? Did you? Did you?? BECAUSE THAT WAS ME

Ace is just happy to be here

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Me too noodle

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headcanon stu uses weird ass nicknames for dicks... like they’ll be doing the nasty and ace starts laughing his ass off bc stu called his dick his diddly dang

this reminds me of that one post about the person telling a joke in the middle of doing the do and the other person laughs with dirty bits in their mouth and now i have to find it and remake it

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I MEANT SEX BUT THAT WAS SO PURE AND GOOD IM WEEPING

KSHDJBDND I HAD A FEELING SORRY

so here is what u asked for: ⚠️i’m on mobile and thus cant add the sensitive content warning or a read more so be careful!! nsfw content underneath this ⚠️

awkward as all hell lmao. like ace was about to pass out bc he never thought he’d meet his teenage celebrity crush let alone get him in bed, and 2d is equally as nervous bc he always thought ace was cute on tv and didn’t expect to ever fall for anyone again after paula but here was this hot guy about to bone him woo hoo

they decide that ace will top but ace is a virgin, but i’ll be damned if he would shatter his pride by admitting that so he just goes with it. for first time sex (and a little bit of power bottoming bdhddh) it’s actually not that bad

ALSO 2d realizes that if ace talks really deep and gravelly in his register that it turns him the hell on, so ace will growl and grunt and grumble sentences of praise in his ear and with his accent 2d melts right into him. the morning after 2d sucks him off as a repayment for the good sex and then they wind up goin for a round 2 in the shower before rehearsal

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one day during sex ace says something that murdoc used to say sometimes and 2d starts to cry, so ace stops and calms 2d down and god im just. Ace helping 2d recover from trauma. (oh also 2d puts lipstick on when he sucks ace's dick)

i love seeing headcanons like this bc they’re all so pure and sweet,, ace would scoop him up into his arms right where they were and would cuddle him until he calmed down a little, and then he’d draw a bath and almost force him to relax lol. ace cares a lot for his blue boy(…….HELL yeah he tries to get all the way down to the base so he can leave a print behind, they tried all the colors of the rainbow once)

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breaking news: two middle aged bandmates are really in love

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hey look it’s ace!

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Long live 2dace!💚💙

appreciation post for 2Dace fics n authors ‼️

how the fic community managed to write such lovely pieces about a relationship between 2D, a developed character, and Ace, one with no real characterization at all, with depth and nuance is astounding. The work, thought, and pure talent put into each one of them with likable plots, different genres, and just an overall believable grasp on Ace as a character? I’m amazed. Kudos to us all! I am impressed and proud of every single one of you. 💙💚

(and feel free to leave your favorite 2dace fics in the tags, I love seeing which works are soon to become classics !!)

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I know I'm not the only one who's gonna really miss Ace and his Pinocchio nose 😔

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💚

Ace leaving..💔😪

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video’s ready fuckers!!!

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Noodle: my name is

Ace: ACE!

Noodle: I play the

Ace: BASS!

Noodle: I fucked

Ace: 2D!