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alternatives to writing callout docs that i think people should invest in
-flipaclip animations of your fursona killing their fursona -diss tracks -
does anyone have any other ideas
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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis
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There's a guy in my local LARP scene who looks ASTONISHINGLY like you (it is genuinely uncanny), and his larp character dresses exactly like Jonny D'Ville right down to the eye makeup. I asked him once and he has never heard of the mechanisms.
Just thought you should know about your weird Australian larping doppelganger.
If you love me, you will kill this man.
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i hate it when a ship is so popular fhat you cant go into a character tag without seeing the other guy too... i dont want him. go away
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you would know a thing or two about putting down a rabid dog, wouldn’t you basira?
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melanie and georgie starting to realize these are their monkeys and this is their circus
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instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes
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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun
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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:





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it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they're full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they're fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs
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(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,
#that was the singular way I was better at self care while away at school#because I only lived in one room#and the painkillers were in that room#so I could just take them without having to go all the way downstairs or something
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he said NO charged stares unless they are directly at miette thank you
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mer are you... are you okay
im studying engineering
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I'm an angry person but anyone who knows me knows I abhor violence. I'd never want to seriously hurt someone. However I should be allowed to do cartoon physics violence. Sometimes when people piss me off I just want to flatten them with a big hammer and turn them into a pancake and then they go *pop* and they're totally uninjured. That would be fine
#i should be able to zap someone with laser eyes#and they turn into a little cartoon skeleton#and then they go whee-ooh! that was crazy!#and then next time they buy broccoli they'll put it in a bag and it won't get all over my conveyor belt
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