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old German lady gave me acupuncture today
she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"
my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.
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STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (1987-1994) “All Good Things…” (7.25/7.26)
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Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around.
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ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to say something funny on the computer
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I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted
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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit
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The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.
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