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Yeah I just miss being alone.

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i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

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application: so what makes you interested in working at our company?

me: please

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There are days like today where I wish I had a labotomy. I don’t care, I’d rather be a shell than act like one.

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there is no validation quite like when people really enjoy something you cooked

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You can control white people by giving them cheese

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Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

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You need.. you need to unmute…

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It’s my disguise.

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like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

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Get in loser, we’re going to the farmers’ market

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I need intimacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need closeness and tenderness and care and affection and love and softness all the fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RAMEN

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Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

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By just existing you make me so happy.