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The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

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Emoji spell to earn $500 from any positive source source in the very near future

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Likes to charge, reblogs to cast! <3

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bdg is out here asking the real questions

[id: three screenshots from unraveled. the first two show brian david gilbert from the knees up with subtitles that read "Also, I love that Waluigi is connected to Wario, but no one's ever cared to take a closer look." and "Are they friends, accomplices,". the third is a zoomed in shot of brian smirking with the subtitle "lovers?" /end id]

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If there are two personalities, am I number one, or am I the one who is longing?

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this has the same energy as the "stop saying I look like chicken little" vine

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🔹🔵🔷💎🔈🗣💙🗣🔈💎🔷🔵🔹

An emoji spell for clear communication, for those who struggle to get the right words out!

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Please it’s research

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

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This is a tower for rolling dice

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the rat is UP

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“how much do you love me?”

*cradles ur cheeks in my hands and looks deeply into ur eyes*

“hella”

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for that anon

i call it satanwave

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when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

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BORN TO ??????? BRAIN IS A FUCK Forget It All 2018 I am executive dysfunction man 410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN TASKS