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thank you for your service dad 🇺🇸🫡

cute little me :3

navy 1999-2001 i think i don’t even know

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you’ve gotta be shitting me….

i found my new phone… IT WAS BEHIND MY FUCKING BLACKOUT CURTAIN AND I FOUND IT AFTER A MONTH

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so uh i think my mom got the hint i like baseball 😬

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MADIIIIIII

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME SLAYYYYY 🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊

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pretty sunrise from last week going to school

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my fourth grade teacher made us read holes in a small book club and we made our own nicknames (microwave, oven, stranger danger, ponygirl, llama lady)

So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.

Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!

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it’s november first meaning it’s christmas season. decorate my tree.

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pov you see your crush while trick or treating and you want to yell omg omg omg like a fricking disney channel character or smth but you’re with your friends and you can’t trust anyone with your secrets anymore:

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Reblog if your blog is a safe space for LGBTQIIA+

Lesbian

Gay

Bisexual

Transgender

Queer

Intersex

Italian

Asexual

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Bored, so anyone who reblogs this will (eventually) get some fun in their ask box

As in

Raccoon memes.

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so today i was scrolling….

this is proof money can buy happiness because baseball=happiness

if one of my friends goes they better get me an autograph from bro

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OUR GRANDPA JUST SAID AROMANTIC RIGHTS

HE SAID "sex isn't really a romantic thing. you can have sex without love and love without sex."

THIS IS COMING FROM AN 80-SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN. IF SOMEONE WITH SIGNS OF DEMENTIA UNDERSTANDS AROMANTICISM BETTER THAN YOU, PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF

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yankees or dodgers

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I HAVE A THEORY….

IM RELATED TO CAL RALEIGH.

my cousin got married this summer. she got married to a dude called caleb.

if you remove the eb, that’s CAL.

now your probably thinking. madi/fizzy, that’s dumb, he’s not cal raleigh.

well this is satire but it’s a coincidence.

because my cousin in law named caleb JUST SO HAPPENS TO LOOK JUST LIKE CAL RALEIGH. here’s another crazy thing.

he loves baseball. and his last initial is r.

anyway i just found that cool have a good day y’all

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i wish

we lived in a time where hugging someone of the opposite gender was normal.

today i saw one of my classmates crying.

i hadn’t told him anything. i didn’t tell him to have a good day, i didn’t ask him what’s wrong. now i feel like a fucking bad person.

i was afraid people would ship us. afraid people would say “ooOoOHhHhH mAdI LiKeS cLaY”

i just wanted to comfort someone. i just wanted to help….