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I love LA

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I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

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people always try to play the "but you're a lesbian" card whenever i say odd shit about men and i think that's because people are too cowardly to accept the truth: these are pure, objective observations. i don't have a leg in this race. when i say Gene Wilder has a kind of evil warlock's raw sexual charisma in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory you can't write me off as being too horny. because i'm literally not. i'm making a statement of fact here. and you'll just have to cope with it.

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

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uwahhh that last slice was soooo good... surely one more savory delectable bite of "Dr. Soak's Showertime Delight: A Secret Sopping Suck-fuI of Wet Shmeatzza" wouldnt hurt... ok! here i go!

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Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people

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goodbye.

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Maria Chepeleva "Cat on a Radiator" (2017)

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brie larson: oh yeah ……. oh yeah ??? …….. OH YEAH ?????

me:

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