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I am fluent

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I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

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a post on here could be like “make sure you litter guys! the earth is actually adapting to digesting different kinds of materials if we stop littering we’re hurting it” and a good handful of you would reblog with “yiikes :0 didnt know this. followers make sure to throw your trash on the ground

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Choose your fighter

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*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

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Damn

ive been SAYING this but growing up gay is a traumatic experience in and of itself

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YOU DON'T NEED A SMALL NOSE. YOUR NOSE WAS MADE FOR YOUR FACE AND IT SUITS YOU BETTER THAN ANY OTHER NOSE EVER COULD. BIG NOSES ARE BEAUTIFUL.

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me in skyrim looting back my used arrows off the corpses of my enemies

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This is abs terrifying

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no offense, but the scene depicting tai lung’s escape from a maximum security prison in kung-fu panda (2008) is more dramatic and exciting, and has better pacing and cinematography than 90% of fight scenes in any superhero movie

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Have I mentioned that I LOVE these two??

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men: i love offensive jokes, if you get offended you are a politically correct pussy

women: hehe small pee pee

men:

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#SaveTheTrees

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