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why do you have your entire lower half just hanging out...?
put some pants on.
Nothing is "hanging out". I am covered by a thick layer of protective plating on nearly all of my sides. If you can't tell the difference between internal iterator superstructure and external, it's really your own fault.
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Are you dumb? Did you read my post?
I will send a thousand cultures your exact location. Good luck. Moron.
just pull yourself out smh my head
Dumbass smh already includes "my head". You're saying "shake my head my head". Moron
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Fred sounds like he's the most dangerous part of you ecosystem. How are you keeping him in check?
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Slugcats get internet access, first thing they do is send questionable and inappropriate shit to their local supercomputer.
Like ?? What am I even meant to say.
"I wanna eat your neurons" okay first of all this is extremely inappropriate and cruel to say to any iterator. This is like me saying I want to eat your brain. Insane behavior.
"I don't wanna ascend!!" Umm do you know how much it hurts to receive these kinds of messages? To know that all of my work will have meant nothing. That the solution will just be worthless just because of your stupid opinion?
Stupid ass slugcats don't know where to draw the line. Can't even think before sending message. Every single slugcat out there should just ascend. Right now. They should all just go west. Except my artificer maybe cause I doubt she's accepted her earthly bonds in a way which would allow her to ascend. I think she'll be stuck here for a little while longer. But the rest of you should all head west right now. I don't care about your stupid little slugpups or slugcat colonies or pet lizards or anything like that. Dumb things like that cause your mind to erode. And then you'll do stupid shit like climb inside my memory arrays or send me dumbass messages.
Talking about that I have no idea how half of yall even send those messages. Like, there's a public index including the identifier of every creature that has ever received a mark of communication, but some of you aren't even in there. I even checked the alternating severed index (I don't even know why some iterators still use that, it's full of flaws) but still, some of you are nowhere to be found. Where are you even getting your marks of communication?
I'm thinking about setting up a new public database in which we can document every single undocumented mark we come across, so that maybe using the 9 pointed triangulation methods of the house of goniometrics we can find out if there's a malfunctioning communication unit out there somewhere.
I've even asked No Significant Harassment about these undocumented marks of communication (which I only do if the situation is dire) but even he had no idea what's going on. This shit is getting crazy. I hope yall understand why I'm sending this message. If anyone has any info whatsoever, please let me know.
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But after you're done using them, do you still not allow them to ascend?
[LIVE BROADCAST] - PUBLIC Five Pebbles, Tumblr
Slugcats get internet access, first thing they do is send questionable and inappropriate shit to their local supercomputer.
Like ?? What am I even meant to say.
"I wanna eat your neurons" okay first of all this is extremely inappropriate and cruel to say to any iterator. This is like me saying I want to eat your brain. Insane behavior.
"I don't wanna ascend!!" Umm do you know how much it hurts to receive these kinds of messages? To know that all of my work will have meant nothing. That the solution will just be worthless just because of your stupid opinion?
Stupid ass slugcats don't know where to draw the line. Can't even think before sending message. Every single slugcat out there should just ascend. Right now. They should all just go west. Except my artificer maybe cause I doubt she's accepted her earthly bonds in a way which would allow her to ascend. I think she'll be stuck here for a little while longer. But the rest of you should all head west right now. I don't care about your stupid little slugpups or slugcat colonies or pet lizards or anything like that. Dumb things like that cause your mind to erode. And then you'll do stupid shit like climb inside my memory arrays or send me dumbass messages.
Talking about that I have no idea how half of yall even send those messages. Like, there's a public index including the identifier of every creature that has ever received a mark of communication, but some of you aren't even in there. I even checked the alternating severed index (I don't even know why some iterators still use that, it's full of flaws) but still, some of you are nowhere to be found. Where are you even getting your marks of communication?
I'm thinking about setting up a new public database in which we can document every single undocumented mark we come across, so that maybe using the 9 pointed triangulation methods of the house of goniometrics we can find out if there's a malfunctioning communication unit out there somewhere.
I've even asked No Significant Harassment about these undocumented marks of communication (which I only do if the situation is dire) but even he had no idea what's going on. This shit is getting crazy. I hope yall understand why I'm sending this message. If anyone has any info whatsoever, please let me know.
End of Broadcast - Five Pebbles, Tumblr
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apply world to superstructure
Apply rain to world.
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just pull yourself out smh my head
Dumbass smh already includes "my head". You're saying "shake my head my head". Moron
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Have a you
I look amazing. This is beautiful.
I love that my cat is included in this portrait. Looks stunning.
Thanks for this piece of art. I will hang this up outside my superstructure for the world to see.
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TURN YOUR SUPERSTRUCTURE INTO A WHEELCHAIR
The world is not flat 馃挃 I would not be able to drive without bumping into every single little hill.
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oh my goodness !!! hi peggle !!
Hi random creature
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Big Brother Gay looks amazing. His colour scheme is similar to mine!!! I wonder what his can looks like
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Who is this awful "Tom Nook" person. That is quite an unusual name for one of my creators to have.
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Batflies be upon ye
They fly in such an elegant way.
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plants a bomb in one of your can's supports
Thanks for telling me dumbass. I'll send a creature to clear it up right away.
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*a spider scuttles into your chamber* *a spider scuttles into your chamber**a spider scuttles into your chamber**a spider scuttles into your chamber**a spider scuttles into your chamber**a spider scuttles into yo
Noooo!!! Enough spiders!!! You won't all fit into my chamber!!!
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damn tumblr really is something isn't it
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how to wipe memory arrays
I like the yellow tongue
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