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gay people are a SCAM invented to sell more fiction podcast

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“average piece of media contains 5 positively depicted queer characters” factoid actually just statistical error. average piece of media actually has 0.5. Audio Dramas Georg, which is the gayest form of media alive & contains 300 queer characters per show, is a statistical outlier adn should not be counted.

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Sometimes when l tell people I like horror podcasts they go "oh, same, I love true crime!!" and I just have to nod along, because there is no way to explain to them that we exist in entirely separate worlds and also that my opinion of them just went down by like 15%

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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

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Greetings Mr waistcoat

So I run these ghost story periods at the summer camp I work at. Last time I read Do Not Open (with a few tweaks because kids) and the cabin was not impressed (no taste ig). What statement would you reccomend for 10-13 year olds for ghost stories?

I dunno, mate, honestly. I wrote Archives for depressed, burned out millenials like me and the fact that it took off in a bunch of high schools will forever be slightly baffling to me. I try to write good, interesting Horror and I like to think I broadly succeed, but as far as figuring out whats gonna be a hit with The Demographics, your guess is as good as mine!

I would say you don't need to tone em down, though. Kids are absolute sickos, in my experience, and can't get enough of the gruesome shit.

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Oh- hold on. here ! *Shoves a Trans Crowley in your face* Happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️

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paint the sky

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guy that floats arround and talks to ai girlfriend

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On the Hephaestus. Straight up whipping it out. and by “it”, I mean. heh. Well, let’s just say. hydrochloric acid

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my two favorite astronauts ever btw

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don't use "ftm" it's outdated and offensive. it implies that the trans person was their agab, which we never were. i was always a boy, never a girl who became a boy.

i'm 35 years old. i've been IDing as trans or something similar to trans for nearly 20 years. i was probably calling myself FTM while you were playing tag during recess, anon.

i WAS a girl. i IDed as a girl early in my life. i recognized myself as a girl, called myself a girl, lived as a girl, and was a girl. who then IDed as a man. hence, F t M.

spend more time worrying about yourself instead of strangers on the internet, anon.

sorry not sorry if this comes off as needlessly hostile, but i've been getting a lot of shit from a lot of teenage trans kids about the language i use to describe my own goddamn experience, and i'm growing real fuckin weary of it.

i have elder trans friends who call themselves transsexuals and transvestites and trannies. are you going to seriously go to a 60-year-old trans person who survived the reagan years and tell her she's not allowed to use certain language to describe herself because it might offend the delicate sensibilities of some teenager on the internet?

do yourself a favor and log off, find some real-life trans people who are over the age of 20 or 25, and spend time talking to them instead of getting all holier-than-thou at random strangers on tumblr.

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How are you so goofy and silly

I drank the elixir

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Vampire Jon for halloween ?!?

Sorry I haven't posted at all in like a month 😓 college is kicking my ass (and my motivation) I hope you all still remember me!

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Hi Neil!

A lot of people have taken to referring to pre-fall Crowley in s2e1 as “the Starmaker” can you tell us how he’s named in the script?

AN ANGEL

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Hello Mr. Gaiman! I was thinking and I know it's practically impossible, but an interaction between Aziraphale and Castiel (from Supernatural) in the third season of Good Omens would be so cool!!

Bless me, what do they teach them in these schools? Has no-one ever heard of "fan-fiction"?

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From the first day of Icon festival in Tel Aviv, two days ago

And there were a ton more who couldn't be in the picture, my partner (in an Aziraphale cosplay) included

I love that we have a Beelzebub and a Muriel consorting with the Crowleys.