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personally love the interaction in the start of s4 where steve goes “ugh, you know i don’t do double vhs.” when robin suggests doctor zhivago. like ugh robin!!!! we’ve talked about this before!!! steve has a limited attention span and if robin puts on something too long, he will start shooting her with rubber bands

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Just thinking about s4 but when Alpha!Eddie grabs Steve to shove the bottle against his neck, he doesn't realize Steve is an omega and accidentally scruffs him. And Steve is just boneless, kinda goes down. And Eddie isn't expecting deadweight and almost falls ontop of Steve but realizes what's happening (let's just say he's fought off a few bullies who scruffed members of his pack). He immediately drops the bottle and holds onto Steve, who tries to scent Eddie. Just shoves his face into Eddie's neck and nuzzles it, lets out a purr unintentionally.

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Eddie, sharing way too much with his Tiktok following: One time when the band was recording an album in Australia, I was having sex in the kitchen of my rental and-

Eddie: Balls d- no, don’t wanna say that. In the middle of it, my boyfriend-at-the-time says, ‘what do you think these countertops are made out of?’

Eddie:

Eddie: Anyways, that’ll humble ya.

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I truly believe in my heart of hearts that when Steve gets past like...25 years old he puts on a good amount of weight, gives up on contacts, and becomes the thick, hairy man he was always meant to be.

And he fucking loves it.

In fact, I think when someone points out the way his body has changed he gives them the nastiest, most confused stink eye and basically says "and what about it?"

Steve actually becomes even more confident than before because not only does he love the new look, but the guy he's been almost-something with for the last five years can't seem to get enough of him. That first summer of Steve's new body after a productive winter, Steve shows up to the first group swim day with shorts just this side of too tight, tortoiseshell glasses, and a hearty chest covered in hair and Eddie very promptly trips on nothing and stays there on the ground for a full 7 minutes coming to terms with Steve's unprecedented levels of hotness.

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you go to college and no one wants to play warrior cats anymore. bitch we need to take back sunningrocks.

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Steve knew that one day he wouldn't be able to refuse to play dnd. 

Especially since he was now dating a dragons master or whatever it's called. He can't keep up with all the names. 

And don't get him wrong Eddie is great and dnd sounds sort of interesting but he's been against playing for so long he doesn't want to give up the act. 

But he if was going to give up the act he was going to get something in return. 

The kids were all gathered at Steve's house for a movie night. 

They had 2 different kinds of movie night, one where they all actually watched movies and the other where the movie was just there for background noise while everyone either talked or worked on something.

Tonight Mike, Will, Lucas, and Dustin were making character sheets for Eddie's new campaign while trying to get Steve to join as well. 

"Just play one campaign" Dustin whined for the 20th time that night. And probably the 100th time in his life. 

"Are you ever going to let this go?" 

"No! You have to play one now that you're dating Eddie. Aren't couples supposed to try out each other's hobbies?" He got him there.

"He's got a point Stevie," Eddie says finally engaging in the conversation after being glued to the TV. Despite the volume being low he was still watching it with intense interest. 

"You're right, couples should try each other's hobbies" Steve agreed. 

"Uh oh," Robin says without looking up from the puzzle she was going with Nancy, knowing what he was going to say next since he ran his plan through her first.

"I will play a campaign but!" He says before the kids could get too excited, "you all have to play basketball with me" 

They all groaned. Except Lucas who was completely fine with this arrangement.

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It was Saturday and they were all at basketball court in the park. Most of them were wearing their gym clothes. 

Except for Lucas and Steve who actually had basketball jerseys. 

Max and el were also playing since they wanted to join despite the fact they won't play dnd either. 

And who was he to say no to them? The more the merrier.

Robin and Nancy were sitting at the bench in the shade, Robin saying she refuses to play a sport because she's too clumsy and Nancy saying Robin shouldn't have to sit alone. But Steve knows they just want to talk shit about them. 

He wasnt going to stop them, he knew it was a lost cause to try to get them to join as well. 

The only rule they had before playing was that Steve and Lucas couldn't be on the same team, 'it wouldn't be fair' Dustin said and everyone else agreed. Even Robin and Nancy. 

So they ended up being the team captainsin on each team. 

Steve's team was Max, Mike, and El while Lucas had Will, Dustin, and Eddie. 

And it was going well! Better than Steve thought it would. Especially with how unathletic most of them were. 

Steves team was winng, and despite Dustin whinning about how it was because Steve was older and had more experience he hasn't even made all the points. 

He did score the first point but El scored the last 2. 

It's was 3 to 1. The only point they had was from Lucas. Eddie couldn't throw for shit, Dustin kept dropping the ball, and Will was actually doing pretty well but was kinda being ignored because Lucas and Dustin wouldn't stop arguing.

He can tell eddie was getting annoyed with having to constantly break up their fights.

Their team only needed one more point to win and Mike had the ball.

"Pass it to me!" He yells towards Mike and he does pass it to him. Just way too hard. 

Because it goes past his hands and right towardd his face. Smacking him hard in the nose and knocking him over. 

He hears everyone gasp as he groans on the ground.

He heard the tapping of people feet on concrete, and on grass, get close to him. 

"Holy fuck are you okay?" Despite his eyes being closed he can easily tell that's Eddie's voice.

"Damn Mike why did you throw it so hard" he hears max says. He also hears a light punch but doesn't comment on it this time.

"I didnt mean to!" 

"I'm okay" Steve says while getting up, grabbing his nose when he felt something on his lip. Blood, of course.

"That would've been a great throw if I was a little bit farther from you," he says towards Mike as Eddie helps him off the floor and leads him to the bench despite saying he was okay to keep playing.

Everyone gather arounds him as El hands him some of the napkins she keeps in her pocket.

"If this is how you all act everytime someone gets hurt it's going to get extremely annoying as we keep playing" Everyone makes weird faces, except for Robin who was grinning.

And Nancy because Robin definitely told her. 

He smiles. "You guys are going to want me to play more than one campaign, so you will all be playing more games of basketball."

While Lucas smiled, everyone else groaned.

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One of the best character deaths in tv history is Caitlin Todd on NCIS

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Eddie and Steve were sitting and chatting at Joyce and Hopper's wedding reception when a drunk man came over to them.

Drunk: That young man over there *pointing to Dustin* is a wonderful young man.

Eddie: *whispers to Steve* Are we going to have to fight this guy?

Steve: *smiling awkwardly* Thanks, we like him.

Drunk: My god, you must have been teenagers when you had him.

They watched him stumble away.

Eddie: I wonder what planet that guy thinks he's on.

Steve: If I had to guess, Robin told all the drunks I'm Dustin's mother.

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Steve’s on the phone with Robin.

Robin: What the hell is that sound in the background?

Steve: Oh, Eddie's fighting with the cat again.

Robin: Is that a -

Steve, looking at Eddie on all fours who was walking around the living room with his ass in the air as he hissed at the cat. The cat was walking around him as well, ass also in the air.

Steve: I WISH it was a euphemism.

Robin: He REALLY fights with the cat?!

Steve: I keep telling you, but you never believe me.

Robin: . . . I would sympathize with you, but you chose this man.

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Steddie atsume

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is there anything so undoing as a daughter?

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tumblrinas need to see this

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I was just thinking about how Ozzy Osborne joined a Christian protest against himself at one of his concerts, and I was just thinking Eddie would totally do that. Just imagine him walking into Steve’s house afterward, dragging a sign with him.

"Why are you wearing my clothes?" Steve asked, his eyes narrowed. "What did you do today?"

Eddie was wearing tight jeans and a polo tucked into them. His hair was slicked back into a tight bun at the nape of his neck, with glasses perched on his face. Steve almost didn't recognize him. Eddie grinned and held up the sign: 'Eddie Munson sucks' was painted on it in red.

"There was another protest outside the police station, and I decided to join in!" Eddie said with a grin.

"I don't even - did you have fun?" Steve asked with a sigh.

"I did!"

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Steve: So the other day I sent Eddie out to get us some gas.

Steve: And instead of getting gas, he got us novelty cookie cutters.

Steve: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.

Steve: …

Steve: I love him so much.

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Before Eddie died two of his teeth resembled vampire fangs. Growing up he always thought it was really cool. 

And he thought it was cool till the day he died. 

And when he came back as some undead creature he thought it was even cooler because no one realized something was wrong with Eddie. 

His teeth were sharper but they still looked the same. 

But despite that and him being a little paler, everyone thought nothing had changed, that he had just gotten lucky and cheated death.

And maybe he did. 

Or maybe Vecna brought him back to serve him.  

But no one needed to know that. Yet.

They wanted Eddie to stay with Steve for 2 weeks before they allowed Eddie back into the world, just in case. 

For the first 3 days Steve didn't notice anything weird until eddie started commenting on things Steve said when he was upstairs while Eddie was downstairs. 

And how Eddie immediately knew Steve cut himself while making dinner despite him not saying a word about it. 

So by the 6th day Steve was suspicious and started paying close attention to what Eddie did.

And on the 8th day, he finally got his answer, Eddie was different. Not the kind of different when a person almost dies, the kind of different he sees in supernatural movies.

Heightened senses, fangs, eyes that glowed red, Eddie had them all.

When Steve confronted Eddie about it he saw the red eyes but he soon realized his mistake of confronting Eddie without telling the rest of the group first.

Because Eddie started holding him captive. It was his house so he wasnt really being held captive but Eddie wouldn't let him leave. 

And Steve knew he was listening to his conversations over the phone. He had no way of telling the rest of the group about what was wrong with Eddie. 

Eventually he realized that Eddie was connected to the upside, that he was connected to Vecna. Eddie had no choice but to be loyal to Vecna.

So, Steve was determined to find a way to either tell the group what was going on without Eddie knowing or sever the connection Eddie has with Vecna on his own.

He knows it'll be hard but what choice does he have?