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you’re fooling yourselves if you think halloween is over just because halloween is over

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guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars

the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?

me: hm

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Bothersome creature

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more of this weird gross thing you all like

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You shouldn't assume everyone you meet online is American. Some people might take offense to that.

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ive only been Owned once and thats when i had a life threatening chest infection and paramedics came up to my room to take me to the ambulance and one of them saw my stack of empty monster energy cans and said 'you should probably drink less of those'. and i didnt have a witty comeback becuse ih ad an oxygen mask on. an dhonestly years later that ones still devastating like he really got my ass

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🍂 ‘When death’ll close my eyelids

And my race on earth is run,

Will you miss me when I’m gone?’ 🍂

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homestuck au where they use discord instead

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i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)

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i was kind of imagining all 15 pipes dropping at the same time in one cacophony but he drops them one after another very methodically and then sighs and goes At least i only dropped 14 of them.. & then there's. well you're smart you can figure this one out

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Welcome to Get This Fag Out Of Here Friday

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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

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sea pig is excited about the little things.