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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely touched your frog loaf

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Promised a friend last year that I'd draw a football AU, also 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 vs. 🇦🇺 semifinals tomorrow

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...what is the "sex is just rock climbing" category

It was kind of a joke between me and a friend ("you wouldn't judge someone for having gone rock climbing with a bunch of different people") but honestly the more I thought about it the more I bought into it unironically because:

It is a physical activity done with one or more partners

You should only go rock climbing with people you trust to not let you fall

You should not go rock climbing with someone who is drunk or currently incapable of rational decision-making

Some people get super super super into rock climbing and do not shut up about all the places they have climbed and how many are left on their bucket list and these people are usually men between the ages of 20 and 35 and like it's fine dude I'm glad you're happy but I don't know what most of those mountains even are

While many consider it a fun activity, pressuring someone into climbing when they don't want to (or ignoring their feelings and just dangling them off a cliff,) could cause both psychological and physical trauma

There is no moral value to it whatsoever. Who you have gone rock climbing with (or whether you have rock climbed at all) has no bearing on who you are as a person. Imagine telling someone "it's not that heights make you nauseous, it's just that you haven't found the right person to belay you!" or "you need to save your first time rock climbing for someone special." That would be absurd.

historically I have not asked myself "will this aggravate my hip flexer injury" before participating when perhaps I should have 😔

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I guess we’re all back here now.

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I choose you, apple? 🍎🎱 #pokemonday #pokeball #fruitlunch #reuse https://www.instagram.com/p/B9F42BFADeh/

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The Christmas at the (Snow) @the_globe show is ridiculously wholesome #sanditoksvig #snowglobe #🎄🎭🎫 #rayvaycay https://www.instagram.com/p/B6a60b-gh8D/

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The roller coasters for the @fujiqhighland #eattakabishachallenge are good to the last drop. 🎢 #highlanders #takabisha #worldssteepestrollercoaster https://www.instagram.com/p/B6GRHf3AtOC/

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And Yet @woolworths_au and @innerwestcouncil, you call them Steamed Trams, despite the fact they are obviously electric. #steamedtrams #💨🚋 #woolworthsbalmain

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It’s Soba’d, it’s good. #yakisoba #nightnoodlemarket #sendnoods #🍝🥚🍋🐮

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Goodbye #Enruoblem! It’s been a fun weekend, but now #letsgetdowntobusiness #todefeatthehuns #idontgottimetoplayaroundwhatisthis #👔🛫🛋 #📍🐓 #MEL

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Well that’s #paxaus for 2019 done for me. I had a great time. Highlight was definitely the #baddatingsims panel. I was also incredibly pleased with how the cosplay turned out, I had fun with the panels, and it was great to catch up with friends and meet people. Sorry to those I did miss or at least didn’t get photo evidence of seeing.

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We’re ready for a honking good time at @paxaus Day 3 #paxaus #goosegame #blameitonthegoose #sockpuppets #🧦🦢

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Successful trade! I have the @reedpop Pin Chicken! #pinnyarcade #pinstagram #paxaus #📍🐓 #ibis

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I have equipped the High Vis Vest Of Invisibility #paxaus #whs #seemyvest #👷‍♂️

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Melbourne and @paxaus I’ve suited up for you! #paxaus #suitup #suitableattire #pinstagram #👔💼📍💺🛫🛬🚗🏨🍴🛏

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Oktoberfest pretzels at work! From the building operator, rather than the German company that I work for. #pretzel #🥨🇩🇪

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I’ve been interchanging between ferry and bus at this dock every work day for months, and I’ve only now read this plaque. #alwaysreadtheplaque #steamedtrams #despitethefacttheyareobviouslygrilled #⛴🚌 #🚋⚱️