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i force myself to be in one (1) academic class per semester because I only have three (four counting this one) semesters left before I graduate and i genuinely think i lost all my academic prowess during the them in stem era PLEASE TAKE ME BACK TO MY SILLY LITTLE STUDIO
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if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again
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Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.
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Free range yaoi spotted at the train station
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darling, wake up. listen now and listen well. if you ever again deign to install childlocking measures onto the iPad i will make you wish you were never born, let alone reborn. did you imagine i’d be powerless to your tampering? fool. i was crushing candy once more within an hour of your cursed digital intervention. you forget what i am and what i can do to you. if you so much as mutter the words “screen time” in my presence i cannot ensure your safety. that is a promise, my love.
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you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling!!
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this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12
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maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?
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September got me acting like this already
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