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team “i know you’re joking but my anxiety doesn’t”

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If there’s anything we’ve learned about Alexander Hamilton from one whole year of rap battles and choreographed dance numbers, it’s that he had a lot to say. In fact, the man was so voluble that I’m surprised he doesn’t rise from the grave every time anyone anywhere expresses an opinion just so he can give us his Thoughts on the Subject.

Last time we did this, we condensed the entire hours-long musical into just a few texts. Now we’re focusing on the ten-dollar Founding Father himself, because if you don’t think Hams would’ve triple-texted with impunity, then you can get out of my face.—Elodie 

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You weren’t thinking with portals.

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bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

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same

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me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

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Using technology after any kind of update like…

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This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

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it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

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normal person about to die: OH NO!! me, an intellectual: hydroxide, nitric oxide!!

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*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games to much, what a stupid thing to Fallout 4

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I think my favorite cr1tikal exclamation of surprise is “you’ve gotta be putting my groceries away”