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Friend of mine texted me yesterday freaking out cause he made out with his ex. 

I made him feel better because I've given mine 2 blow jobs in the last 10 days. 

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*parts a bead curtain as i enter the room, carrying a glass of lemonade* 

hey….

nothing you ever read, watch, or participate in will be ideologically pure and without its problems. your quest to consume the most unproblematic material will be, in the end, fruitless. your enjoyment of anything will be sapped away, leaving you a husk starved for media.

 it is okay to enjoy things that have problems to them, so long as you do it critically and with an open mind, and take care to consider others.

*leaves the way i came*

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This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

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Whoops.

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pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

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apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

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HoLy FuCk

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PSA

Hey so for everyone who loves their doggies, and possibly their weed, please note that weed can actually be lethal to dogs, esp. small ones.

Also, did y'all know it cost like $67 to get a blood pressure on a dog? Fascinating. 

Basically, I just spent 2.5 hours and $900 at the emergency clinic because someone left his weed out on the table and my 10 pound puppy ate it, while under his care (i was at my side job). She's hospitalized, because her heart rate dropped to less than half what it should be (50, vs 120) and became horribly irregular. She might have seizures, among other issues during the next 12 or so hours because literally she is so loaded with toxins. She's not intoxicated, she is poisoned. The vet informed me that of the hundreds of THC poisoned dogs she's seen, she has now admitted 2 of them. 

Needless to say, you sir, owe me some money.

She’s should be fine, she was even really looking much better (to me at least) when I got to say good bye to her before I left. She's a little champ. 

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“And now I don't want to date anyone else cause I really want to date them”

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

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me yesterday: i'm sure thor ragnarok will be ok

me after watching the trailer: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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Im dead, i need one.

OMG! 😂😍

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Theres a dude and he's wonderful and he's so far and Im just not sure I can do this. 

But also 8 years is a long ass time for someone to be randomly coming up in your life and we’d prob be perfect together if I was still there and this is v stressful and I have a chemistry test in the morning and I havent studied a god damn thing. 

Goodnight.

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