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i love making spreadsheets. the only problem with making spreadsheets is that i don't have enough things to turn into spreadsheets. the spreadsheet market is in shambles. but i can't just ask people if i'm allowed to make them spreadsheets, because if you go up to someone and go can i make you a spreadsheet they go literally why would you do that. but Sometimes you can social engineer your way into making a spreadsheet for someone and that's the most beautiful feeling in the world.

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The crushing desire to be loved openly and not hesitantly or reluctantly or surreptitiously . If you even care

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missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

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You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?

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in 2025 we need more character dynamics that are HR violations

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no one:

parents giving job advice: well if you don't get hired via online application just keep showing up in person with your resume and annoying the shit out of everyone. what do you mean you don't think that will help? what, do you have no work ethic?

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small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

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cars should not be the dominant mode of transportation but we should keep them around to have sex in

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fob bristow (7/19/23)

i think the livestream being this close up did something to my brain

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Heartbreaking: Album with Stupid Cover Art Actually Good

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05.16.2009

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This might be nitpicky, but if you’re going to critique a writer and their works by bringing up characters and plot points, it might serve your best interest to spell the names of those characters correctly and read the books you are criticizing aspects of the plot for.

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I think being afraid of becoming 25 can be combated by like literally hanging out w people of all age groups and realizing that they too have personalities and hopes and dreams and goals and life is not over for you at like 30

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you know how sometimes you go through the roughest moment in your whole entire life and then you look up and it's like. oh. the moon is still there

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doc there is a fucking hole where something was

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“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything