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why are people pretending that sex is the only axis upon which some people willingly enjoy things that hurt/scare them

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It's like the whole hook of mistborn as a trilogy is sanderson poses the question of ooh what happens AFTER the big evil emperor is defeated which IS a super interesting idea except. he decides the answer is have another nobleman step into power as complete leader and be justified in doing so and the perfect answer like. wh.

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The politics of the Stormlight Archive are hilarious because they're full of moments like Shallan realizing "Wow the decadence of the lighteyes is violence to the darkeyes" and "being a vigilante just means disproportionate retribution to the darkeyes who aren't responsible" and Kaladin going "actually it's fucked up that the entire system of oppression is based around looking like Radiants" and "I don't want to keep the Shardblade because I don't want to justify the caste system's power" but then like. lots of sympathy for oppressors and villifying angry marginals and generally not really doing anything about that

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love hannibal conceptually because it was a bunch of nobody canadian actors they picked up in toronto, a handsome british fop who'd mostly done romcoms, a guy who up to that point was best known for performing cock and ball torture on james bond, and Emmy Award Winner Laurence Fucking Fishburne

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boy toys 🎾

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“why are you so upset?” idk man. maybe bc i have i get super upset disorder

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i love defunctland because youll be watching a completely ordinary and straightforward video about theme park history until kevin says some shit like "nothing makes one face their own mortality more than being a wiggle" and then continues on like nothing ever happened

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oh you’re a fan of my blog? name five of my worst opinions

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do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

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i went to the intersection of desire and suffering and everybody knew you

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I have a beautiful wife called black turtleneck

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Girl and her pig

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"The creator definitely didn't put that much thought into it" well then clearly someone else has to and I think I'm the weirdo for the job

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unstoppable force (rabidly horny) vs immovable object (tired)