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firelordderpy · 28 days ago
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Barriss was
1: A healer who survived the Geonosian Arena and likely overheard Kenobi telling the other Jedi about the report of the Senate being under the control of a Dark Lord given how prominent her master was.
2: A Survivor of the arena who likely had some level of survivor's guilt given the horrible casualties amongst people she knew and many top Jedi
3: A Padawan who was repeatedly exposed to Palpatine due to her master's meetings to report to Palpatine, and possibly felt something was horribly wrong.
4: A medic who on the front lines would have seen hundreds of clones dying of wounds, and Jedi sending them to their deaths
5: A survivor of the Second Battle of Geonosis, and a survivor of the brain worms which led to her and the clones around her actively trying to kill one of her friends.
6: A Padawan to a Master who is aloof and very strict, leading to an atmosphere where seeking help or comfort is likely to lead to vague platitudes of trusting the Force rather than any real amount of mental support.
7: A Pilot over Umbara and that brutal campaign. As well as an observer of what happened with Pong Krell and how he had fallen so brutally to the Dark Side.
8: A young Jedi Knight who likely no one listened to when she started trying to raise awareness of the path the Jedi were on. Possibly having some level of Force sight into the future and seeing visions like Anakin of the approaching doom.
Should she have bombed the Temple? No.
But It's not hard to see why in desperation to try and wake up the Jedi to their doom, in a distressed and mentally compromised state, she may have done that.
Finally a personal theory. Barriss didn't kill Letta Trumond. Letta specifically asked for Ahsoka on Barriss's advice as if Barriss wanted her to convey a message to Ahsoka, and Barriss doesn't seem powerful enough to strangle someone through a TV.
But you know who is powerful enough to do that? A certain Sith lord who would have had Anti-Jedi protesters under surveillance, full access to the Republic Military and prison, and motivation to have Ahsoka arrested and as a hostage to leverage against Anakin Skywalker.
My arguments for Barriss
She never did anything wrong
It wasn't her fault
Girls are allowed to have hobbies too
Every single character in Star Wars has killed someone
If I had a laser sword at my disposal I'd make some morally questionable decisions too
She's literally babygirl
She's so small and innocent
It was literally me she did nothing wrong
She literally got redeemed in tote
Actually just lay off shes literally just a baby
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Literally does that look like the face of a terrorist
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firelordderpy · 1 month ago
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Wait those English bastards in Harry Potter were allowed to keep tawny owls as pets right??? AND BRING THEM INTO IRELAND??????????
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firelordderpy · 1 month ago
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The problem with student loan forgiveness is that if you don't fix the system BEFORE forgiving loans, then you simply enable the colleges to keep ripping off kids and then the next wave of students will be begging for loan forgiveness in a couple years
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firelordderpy · 2 months ago
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The problem is someone is going to get sick or something by eating a spoiled piece of fruit, and then try and sue the town.
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firelordderpy · 2 months ago
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firelordderpy · 2 months ago
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firelordderpy · 3 months ago
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firelordderpy · 3 months ago
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every single farmer i ever worked for knew exactly how they were being occupied and manipulated by huge agriculture corporations like monsanto. every line cook ive ever been coworkers with knew exactly how they were being taken advantage of. the working class doesnt need theory to understand their material world. they need the money that will let them organize and they need the space to organize. they need material support. not dialectical. stop telling everyone to read a fucking book. get them health insurance + dental then well talk.
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firelordderpy · 3 months ago
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**For the guys asking I found the hoodie HERE with free shipping
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firelordderpy · 3 months ago
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This is the exact sort of passive-aggressive Rich Old Man Grumpiness I can get behind
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firelordderpy · 4 months ago
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stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal
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firelordderpy · 4 months ago
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firelordderpy · 4 months ago
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Tintin Meets The Detectives
Art by Adam Murphy
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firelordderpy · 5 months ago
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obsessed with the guy who just won gold in windsurfing
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firelordderpy · 5 months ago
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That's what always happens in capitalist societies. They say that if you don't want to be poor, there's a certain thing you have to do. But then everyone does it, so it's no longer effective. The system depends on making sure that there's always a supply of poor people to exploit.
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firelordderpy · 6 months ago
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The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!
Chronicles of Narnia:
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firelordderpy · 6 months ago
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