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forget relatable comics, it’s time for unrelatable smug comics!!!  the hot new trend of 2023 

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*finishes reading a fanfic*

Me: oh no, i don’t have anything to read anymore.

My stash of 4019372 other fanfics on my phone:

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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Supergirl (TV 2015) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor Characters: Kara Danvers, Lena Luthor, Cat Grant, Lex Luthor, Benjamin Lockwood (DCU) Additional Tags: Meet-Cute, Alternate Universe - Bookstore, Coffee Shops, Secret Identity, Identity Reveal, Business Owner Kara Danvers, Kara has beef with the New York Times, Honestly who doesn’t Summary:

“Oh, are you closed?” There is an odd note to the newcomer’s voice, Kara realizes. A faint accent, foreign, that no amount of schooling can erase. Kara cannot place it. “If you’re closed, I can-” The woman trails off, tilts her head to the door. It’s gotten so dark out that the street is barely visible.

Kara’s brain misfires. It’s stuck on the way fricatives seem to catch against the woman’s lips. She wants to hear her speak some more, just to try and figure out what other language that so-kissable mouth does shape around. Again and again, and it won’t matter if all of her guesses will turn out to be wrong as long as that soft lilt is washing over her.

She realizes she’s yet to answer the question and flushes bright red.

“I’m totally open. I mean… the store. The store is open. Yeah.”

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BESTIES WAKE UP BATMAN EYESHADOW TUTORIAL JUST DROPPED

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Crazy how…you could just be a regular guy at work…but you come home and have a kooky sense of humor and play the elite video games and listen to secret music

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breakfast in bed

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(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

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I need everyone to witness what i witnessed at the zoo today

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dogs with jobs

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thinkin about that one guy who ran into Artemis out in the forest and she just turn him into a girl so she could join the hunt

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yes i guess if every material fact about the incident was different i might feel differently about it, you are very smart

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there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

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Bruh

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Fever Dream