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hilarious how my mother inadvertently reminds me how variable my mood is. “so are you gonna watch that baseball game you were excited about and start writing that paper today?” bbg those were nighttime sentences. i am going to play tetris and cry.

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ok after i wrote this i had a rush of thoughts:

a person is "cool" because they are perceived as unflustered.

a person is "hot" because they make the perceiver feel flustered.

these are opposites. for someone to be both cool and hot, both the perceiver and the perceived are forced by the perceiver into opposing categories. if the feeling is mutual then both people necessarily hold four mental states: 1.1) i am flustered and 1.2) you are not flustered; 2.1) you are flustered and 2.2) i am not flustered.

this is possibly all just rooted in chivalric love and the contradictory and atomising philosophies that emerge from class-based economic systems, and this is a linguistic example of that.

read "make way for winged eros!" (kollontai, 1923) and "materialism and the dialectical method" (cornforth, 1953) for more xoxo

the fact that cool people are so often hot. fascinating, the contradictions the human mind can hold...

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the fact that cool people are so often hot. fascinating, the contradictions the human mind can hold...

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do you think pyramid head and the woman from the cover of in the aeroplane over the sea ever hooked up

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yxwxh

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wouldn’t it be rly funny if the person i talk to emotionally the most and trust considerably sent me a tiktok this morning about how ppl who are depressed just do it for attention and “to feel special.” wouldn’t that be hilarious. wouldn’t that definitely not break my heart or make me stop trusting ppl. LOL!

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When he was at the bootleg black lodge!!!

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the sexual tension between me and a spreadsheet. oh baby i’ll query your rows if you tell me your secrets

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friend’s bf has been flirting w me in front of her as a joke and she encourages it but it’s progressing. like it’s not even flirting anymore it’s just “i wonder how your lips taste” and i take a full three minutes to think of a reply bcs i’m so out of practice. i’m gonna end up cucking these ppl for a joke man

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call my barber the butcher the way he make me look like a lesbian why does this happen every fucking time

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sherlock holmes with a foot fetish: the game is a- omg- nngh 😩🤤

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the metric for whether a joke is good or not is if i get a notification that acatnamedjuno liked it

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oh fuck

i love starting lists but not getting beyond two items. for example Sandwiches That Aren’t Sandwiches:

1. burgers

2. hotdogs

or Artists Who Are Credited For Something Progressive Despite It Actually Being Their Collaborator Who Was Progressive:

1. david lynch for trans representation (it was actually probably mark frost’s idea)

2. ozzy for war pigs (it was actually geezer butler)

this was intended to be the setup for a joke but i couldn’t think of a third thing

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i love starting lists but not getting beyond two items. for example Sandwiches That Aren’t Sandwiches:

1. burgers

2. hotdogs

or Artists Who Are Credited For Something Progressive Despite It Actually Being Their Collaborator Who Was Progressive:

1. david lynch for trans representation (it was actually probably mark frost’s idea)

2. ozzy for war pigs (it was actually geezer butler)

this was intended to be the setup for a joke but i couldn’t think of a third thing

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do you think john bonham would have been so good at beating drums if he hadn’t practised on women

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told my friend i’ve been playing a lot of tetris lately and her entire response was “oh yeah i read that helps with ptsd” :/

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do you ever think about how all versions of usb before usb-c were physically incapable of 69ing? we must be kinder to the disabled community