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I know there are a lot of fanfiction where people think Batman and Nightwing are a thing, but can someone point me towards a fic where the JL think Nightwing and Superman are a thing? Like Dick has known Clark basically as long as he's lived with Bruce, of course he's close to his dad's boyfriend. The league doesn't know Bruce and Clark are together though, so they make their own assumptions.

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An old OFMD piece based off Caspar David Friedrich's Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog

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happiest of birthdays to the wonderful @plumbum-art 💕 you are always so supportive, understanding, and kind, and I am grateful to be able to call you a friend 🫶 I hope your day is full of laughter and joy and your next year is relaxing, inspired, and happy 💕

you are the queen of kisses and hands, and I’ve done my best attempt as tribute 🙇 happy birthday, plumbi!

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lil doodle request dump <3

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Tbh I imagine the conversation of Lois warning Bruce about the side effects of dating Clark would be funnier if it wasn't even a conversation at all. What if she just walked up to him after she became aware of their relationship and said.

"Congratulations. I hope you don't like walking. Good luck!"

And then left. No further explanation or elaboration given. Bruce originally interpreted it as a shovel talk. It was not.

Oh my god that's hilarious. Bruce deals with people threatening to break his knees every day. Lois Lane threatening it is notable but not anything he needs to worry about. Four days later he can't get out of bed and the conversation flashes back into his brain in full fucking technicolor.

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People give Bruce so much shit for wanting his cowl on at odd times but frankly if I had cutting edge technology like detail-enhancing lenses, bone conducting comms, sensors with tones indicating movement/etc, and various other tech all built into one thing, I would have that shit on my head all the time. Ear protection. Eye protection. Head trauma protection. Multiple comm lines. Cooling and heating ports. An expandable mouth/jaw cover for breathing underwater or in gas. A voice modulator. There’s probably a million things in there all hooked up at any given time, and yes it looks weird but it’s extraordinarily useful!

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Bruce Wayne, 15, going with Alfred to visit Smallville after a tornado as a part of a charity/emergency relief effort, meeting also 15 year old Clark Kent, a very nervous farm boy who eventually opens up and matches his energy.

They are, at first, terrified of each other. Bruce is anti-social, and Clark is socially anxious. Clark is still trying to keep his powers under wraps, but Bruce is observant and seems to always be on his tail.

Bruce, leaning over Clark's shoulder: that lumber weighs a lot. Too much for an adult male.

Clark, who totally forgot he was being watched: oh uh... being farm raised makes me... stronger?

Bruce: hmmm... sure.

Clark is trying to direct Bruce through chores and cleaning up the half wrecked farm, and while Bruce is doing what he's told, it's obvious there's a lot of friction between them. Alfred and the Kent's watch their sons work to fix a fence, the pair slowly warming up to each other. The adults smile and chat over tea and pie while the boys fix the farm. Alfred says this is good for Bruce, working with normal folks and not being cooped up, and the Kent's are like 'haha normal yeah sure if only you knew'.

By night fall, Bruce and Clark are bickering over how to paint the fence, white paint all over Bruce's suit and Clark's hair. From afar, it looks like they're fighting, but to their parents, it looks like they're having the time of their lives with their new friend. They're shoving each other and fighting for the paint can, and when they eventually get scolded by Ma Kent and Alfred, they head inside and eat together and continue their bickering.

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One time I was extremely exhausted and fighting Two Face and I accidentally used my disappointed dad voice instead of my Batman voice and he folded like a cheap suit. It went like this:

Me: “*sigh* what’ve you done now? You can’t keep doing this.”

Two Face: “Wh- Hey I didn’t- It wasn’t my fault don’t be mad.”

@two-face-same-place You know what you did. I’m not mad just disappointed.

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Nightwing, to his siblings: guyssss killing is like seriously bad :( say no to murder!! We’re vigilantes, not executioners!!

Bruce, vividly remembering the countless times he has had to physically restrain Dick from committing homicide, squinting at him suspiciously: hmmm

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*After superbat is married*

Hal: haha! Remember when I fucked your husband before he was ... your ... husband

Clark:*red eyes glowing*

Hal: right never mind, deep space mission gotta go

Hal: "We're all gonna look back on this some day and chuckle, right? Because we both totally t..."

Clark:

Hal: "Cool cool cool, good talk, good talk. Love this new vibe for you, it's really something. I think Oa's calling, gotta go!"

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Bruce snuggling clark makes my heart burst

I almost added this to the last chapter of love comes quickly but it was so insanely sappy in my head, there was no way Clark could pretend he wasn't in love with Bruce if the man literally snuggled him while unconscious. Like the idea of Clark being awake in bed and Bruce just suddenly curling up a little tighter against his chest, completely asleep but still sensing he was near and wanting to be near....it would have broken that poor man.

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Tim: *Laying on the floor flying through a word search book*

Jason:*Sprawled out on a arm chair reading a book*

Dick: *Timing how long he can do a handstand*

Tim: "Hey, have any of you ever seen Alfred sleep?"

Dick: "What do you mean?"

Jason: "We've had to at some point."

Tim: "But can you remember seeing him sleep? I can't."

Dick: *flopping down to sit, thinking."

Jason: *closing his book and scrunching up his face as he thinks*

Dick: "I've... seen him in pajamas?"

Jason: "Remember when he wore that nightgown and hat like Scrouge?"

Tim:*sitting up and looking at them seriously* "Focus, Jason, this is important. Have you seen Alfred asleep?"

Jason: "Nah."

Dick: "Nope... But he's human, so he's gotta."

Tim: "Are we sure?"

Jason: "Are we sure... he's human?"

Tim: "Yeah, has anyone, like, checked?"

*Silence*

Jason: "Holy fuck you might be onto something."

Dick: *shaking his head* "Let's be reasonable about this. We don't go to his room, like, ever. That's why we haven't seen him sleep. Bruce probably has."

Bruce, walking by the door and pausing: "What have I probably done?"

Tim: "See Alfred sleep."

Bruce, thinking: "I used to crawl into his bed sometimes when I was little and had a nightmare..."

Dick: "See?"

Bruce: "But he was always reading a book when I entered-"

Collective gasps and murmuring.

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some angels and demons as news headlines

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I don't really believe in separating the art from the artist, but I remember how much it hurt when I found out Rowling was an absolutely shit person and so I do worry about the Gaiman fans out there who are in pain because of the article that was dropped today. I hope this helps.

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THIS IS F***ING GORGEOUS

"Hey! Buttons turned into a seagull!"

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 - 2003) // The Batman (2022)

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