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pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways
cons: might get scared
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Victims of Other Entities: And so I watched the creature that used to be my wife sprint towards me on all fours with its neck bent at a full 180 degree angle. I only got away because it tripped and fell into the lit fireplace and turned to ash immediately. I don’t sleep anymore and I honestly wish God just would kill me already.
Victims of The Buried: God I ffucnking LOVE Dirt. OOh Boy that Shit is GOOD. No Thing on this God Forsaken planet brings me more EUPHORIA than Digging a B I G Hole. I crawl on all fours and c l a w at the e a r th as I pine for its tender Embrace. It torments my VERY SOUL that I cannot simply i n h a l e it Straight Into My Bloodstream. I’ve decided that eating fistfuls of potting soil is the next best thing.
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I got an email this afternoon that is quite possibly one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever had the displeasure to see in my inbox. So many people rely on Social Security and basically this bill guts it. I don’t know what I’m going to do if my health insurance gets cut. Both me and my partner rely on it… And they’re sending emails to us like it’s a big, fucking accomplishment, like we should be kissing their ass for gutting our benefits. It’s just plain manipulative. Shit I’m so angry. I don’t even know what to do. This is disgusting that the administration is weapon communications to spread their lies and propaganda.
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Listen to the new Lorde album and all I can think to say is… What was that?
#music#like it wasn’t good but it wasn’t bad but it wasn’t good#all of the melodies felt choppy to me and unmemorable.#and like… Specificity is great to a certain point
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I know it's been said a million times already but it's just so funny to me that Harrow says to Gideon "I don't even remember about you half the time" almost right after she's been UP ALL NIGHT digging bones into the ground just to make a big show & stop Gideon from leaving. Scream. Baby girl do you hear yourself
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head in my fucking hands. griddlehark
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
#I have this one where my sister jumps into the front seat of my mom‘s car and drives us off the parking garage at the hospital laughing#me
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the double clap after "and still nobody wants me" in nobody is so funny. it's so jaunty for a deeply miserable song. i'm singing about how desperate i am for a single point of connection with another human being. and also i'll do a little clap.
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your flag doesn't mean death, it means you're gay and im violently sobbing
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.
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Why do my interests in canning, couponing, and homesteading overlap so often with blogs with titles like ‘The Obedient Housewife’?
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if tlt was a contemporary romcom, ianthe would find out that gideon and harrow had a date scheduled and would show up to the location before either of them, so that when gideon showed up she could convince her that harrow wasn't coming and get her to leave so that when harrow shows up she can tell her that gideon stood her up. both of them would believe this and fall into a terrible depression but ianthe still wouldn't get any
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"Director Phoebe Kemp said in a statement: “Twelfth Night already toys with gender and performance – it feels like Shakespeare wrote it for us. This reading is about joy, solidarity and showing what’s possible when trans and nonbinary artists are at the centre of the story.”"
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we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.
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do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light
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at the end of the day i really am just kept going by the promise of the next concert i bought tickets to
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