finalgrrrlfriend

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goodreads reviewers aren't human

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Me at the store: oh I wish I had some ingredients to freshen up dinner tonight

The produce section:

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what if i already liked imagine dragons independent of the league of legends cartoon

You're gonna love this rapper named Drake

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Finally able to upload my 2024 Shortbox Comics Fair comic! For alt text, please see the Bluesky post.

Wish I hadn't procrastinated so much and had been able to polish this a bit more, but maybe someday.

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an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

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oí mistah! for five bob i’ll feel the rain on your skin for ya!

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fuck drywall i want my house to be moist as fuck #FEMALE

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Fox News had two men kissing for a solid 2 seconds on screen before cutting away

happy new years

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Cybertruck blew up outside Trump's hotel in Vegas. Wild footage, I've never seen an EV flat-out detonate like that and I'm thinking that it wasn't the battery.

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hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

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Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?

People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.

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A little warning to anyone only perceiving in three dimensions, this mashup is a bit of a doozy

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ok mutuals and followers, line up

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actually what are your new year’s resolutions pls put them in the tags so i can be nosy

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No you are not "actively social". You're a disgusting mate-brained freak with a life ruining friend-addiction

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much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

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Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol