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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Rewatching Arcane

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man of progress

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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

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Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

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h0ld up

some0ne confirm

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My oil painting of an Uncrustable

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i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

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pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I’m thinking this could’ve been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

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My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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