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All these things on Jean’s list of reasons to live like rainbows and open roads and fathers and surely love or Jeremy at some point in the future but please can his list of reasons to stay simply end with “myself.”

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Did you run away?/ Did you run away, I don’t need to know

If you ran away/ if you ran away,

Come back home

Just come home

-Where’s My Love, SYML

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I actually can’t be normal about anything ever I’m so sorry.

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from my experience as a 5ft science kid, you will never be able to find a lab coat that actually fits you in lab class

Up on Redbubble!

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Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.

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love at first sight

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i promise i’ll sleep soon (lying) but im thinking about that post re: kevin having so little sense of self outside of exy. and i went on a few mental tangents but. imagine the first time he tries to take care of someone who’s sick and realises he can’t cook comfort food. or going on a first date and being asked what he does for fun, then being pressed “outside of exy, outside of your degree”. then imagine him moving away from palmetto on his own and not knowing how to fill the time without feeling a crushing sense of urgency

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happy birthday neil josten and his little fox paw doodles and his fraying-at-the-hems shirts and his scary ahh smile and his electric blue bambi eyes and his unsettling demeanour and his inability to half-ass anything except for school and his fearlessness and ruthlessness and his love for maths of ALL fucking things and his zombie cowboy halloween costume and his bad temper and his smart mouth that only knows how to talk mad shit, lie, and kiss andrew and his pretty face and his four minute mile and his favourite colour being grey and his five-something languages that he speaks and his fierce devotion to exy and the foxes and jean and his insane aura and his general nonchalance and his breakfast burrito that he hid behind and his napkin that he ordered a hit on and his stalker binder and his keys and cigarettes. i will never love another the character the way i love neil josten.

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@paradoxolotl this has so much potential. 😆

I need to witness Aaron Minyard get in a physical altercation with Rocky Foxy, Palmetto State’s mascot

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the scene where andrew picks neil up from the airport pretending to be aaron is so goddamn funny, firstly because he's not even trying and his behavior is so quintessentially andrew that he only gets away with it because of how early in the book this scene is, and secondly because of the sheer comedy gold of neil's narration saying "this is aaron, he is the normal one" followed almost immediately by "aaron" walking out into traffic without looking and nearly getting hit by a car.

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Okay but the Foxes and today’s cancel culture would NOT get along

Like you gotta admit it, Neil would be getting cancelled every other week for saying some stupid shit on television and then not being sorry, Andrew would get cancelled for threatening anyone cancelling Neil, and the rest of the Foxes would follow right behind except for Renee, Matt, and Nicky because they’re all sweethearts but even that’s debatable because have you SEEN the Foxes in this essay I will—

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no offense but andrew being amazing at wordplay and still being outsmarted by neil who somehow manages to be both wittier and stupider all at once will never not get to me. like the “i am nothing. and as you’ve always said you want nothing” vs the constant throwing his own words back at andrew like yes neil please get it 

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when andrew gets really famous during his pro-exy career he gets a ben and jerry’s flavor named after him

neil can’t stand it and kevin is so disappointed

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Renee! 🤍

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Everyone say Thankyou to bee

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