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I’ll say it, I’m not mad about the sudden influx of kinky Sauron/Galadriel fics, I’m just frustrated Jeff’s pathetic little show couldn’t capture the heat of their canonical dynamic. They are not yearning. They are not the only two people who understand each other. Boy is terrified of her. That’s so much hotter! He got her kicked out of her own city because he didn’t think he could play on her board. His go to is ‘seduce my way in’ and after a few decades living with Galadriel he went “oh I can’t work with this”. Also, her husband is there. I can’t stress how much of a cop out having her husband not be there is— this is a man who politely smiles through poetic requests for his wife’s hair.

No Dark-Queen-forbidden-love can match the hilarity of what Tolkien actually implied: a MILF and a twink having hate-sex in front of her spouse/cousin/son-in-law before she burns him through like a cheap match and he panics and stages a coup.

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dragon age: origins (2009)

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hank green's 2025 bingo card is gonna make me pass out

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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Wanderlust

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obsessed with this. what is king benzo beating vander and silco at. why does vander have a skull 💀

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the interview just OPENS with this and it completely fucking blindsided me

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You will live to watch elon musk die. dont kill yourself.

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my grim fate approaches 😂

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Are you pro or anti bush

he was a bad president

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Menaces. Me and @linddzz talking about the terrible habits of our favourite twig boys let to this.

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Everything made sense then.

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when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

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Ive been trying sooo hard to avoid arcaneposting on here out of a refusal to allow myself to become associated with league of legends but by god I can’t take it anymore it’s all I can think about bruh

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Something that really stuck with me while I was playing Mass Effect 2, and that I feel was so important to understanding the relationship between Shepard and Garrus, whether you romance him or not, is that Garrus is your only companion from ME1 who never moved on.

You died. The crew watched you die. Assumedly they grieved you, there was a funeral service, there were tears and all five stages of grief. Things were rough, but eventually life took on a shade of normalcy again.

Kaiden/Ashley got reassigned and continued their work for the alliance. Liara fights tooth and nail to get your body to Cerberus, but then it’s out of her hands and she becomes an information broker. Tali goes back to the Floatilla, like she was always supposed to. Wrex becomes a clan leader. And yes, they’re all fundamentally changed by their time on the Normandy, but no one seems as stuck as Garrus Vakarian.

Because he doesn’t go back to the Citadel. He doesn’t join the Turian Hierarchy. He ships himself off to Omega, one of the most dangerous places he could be, and makes a life out of pissing off the most dangerous people there. It’s kind of a suicide mission, especially after what happened with Sidonis. He kind of figures he’s going to die doing this, but what else can he do?

There is no normalcy for Garrus in a world without Shepard, and I think that’s why he’s always immediately ready to come back to the Normandy. The Normandy, and Shepard, are home for Garrus and that’s why I think romancing him feels like the natural conclusion for so many femme Sheps, because Shepard feels that way too.

Of all the companions, no one needs Shepard to live more than Garrus, and no one needs Garrus more than Shepard. They’re perfectly matched, as lovers, as friends, as soldiers, as whatever they are in your universe and when you’re that perfectly matched with someone, you never quite feel whole without them.

No Shepard without Vakarian.

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Maeglin for @kaiartx