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Just a reminder that you can be both sad at Yuzu’s popped jump and the impact it had on his score AND happy for Nathan that he got revenge on his Pyeongchang sp. Scores are dumb and we hate the ISU - but don’t take that vitriol out on the skaters. Be like your favs and support all of the other skaters and eat the ISU.
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Hey friends! Chapter 2 is up because I’m impatient and didn’t wanna wait to post until Tuesday. Please let me know if you want to be tagged in future chapters. Read on ao3.
The Blood of the Covenant
Chapter 2: Drinks
Dean’s mouth had gone dry. He sat, frozen, hand clasped firmly in the grip of the man in front of him. He was dimly aware of the fact that he had taken far to long to respond, and the look Castiel was giving him now made him even more painfully aware of the knot forming in his stomach.
Novak. The name rang in his ears. He composed himself and managed to shake the man’s hand before withdrawing his own and lifting his glass.
“Novak, huh? What is that, Serbian?” He grinned at the surprised look that crossed the face of the other man.
“Yes, actually.” He turned back to face the bar. “Most people don’t get that the first try.”
Dean chanced a glance at him from the corner of his eye and caught the small smile still tugging at the corner of his lips. Something in Dean’s chest tightened as he wondered what it would be like to see him smile in earnest.
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now your life’s no longer empty, surely heaven waits for you.
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This is especially funny to me because like...bruh...you have industrial kitchen equipment, those pilot lights NEVER stay on. In fact, when they DO stay on for any length of time, most of us go, “holy crap, must be a ghost in here” because they LITERALLY GO OUT IF YOU LOOK AT THEM THE WRONG WAY!
“What’s with the apron?” [ 15x14 Preview ]
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"The Star-Spangled Banner" in a Minor Key (2020)
“So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause.”
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The fuck kind of question is this?
Do you hate dicks?
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You might be a tragedy...but damn that ass is a blessing ;)
most used app on your phone?
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Oh my god vote blue....please, for the love of all that is good in this world, vote blue...
there is literally nothing more important in this world than voting blue. Texas, Florida. Please. Do whatever it takes. Get this fucking toddler away from whatever power he has mistakenly been granted.
THE MAN IS A FUCKING FASCIST!!!!! Y’all wanted the “roarin’ 20′s”? YOU FUCKING GOT IT! NOW VOTE FOR FUCK”S SAKE!!!!! Be on the correct side of history! Don’t make the same mistakes as our forefathers. You have an opportunity to MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!! DO NOT FUCK THIS UP!!!!
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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
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Quoth the raven, "pet me more".
“Please pet some more” - Raven
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I cannot express how much I needed to see this....
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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
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I have reached my peak y'all. It only goes downhill from here...
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Have your people call my people
what do you have to say on the topic of dicks
How long do you have
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About 8 ½ inches.
Wait......that's not what you meant?
what do you have to say on the topic of dicks
How long do you have
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I'm in....so is there like a shuttle bus or something, how does this work?
How do I become a demon? I’m sick of caring about shit
Spend thousands of years getting tortured in hell
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This is the most cursed post on the internet. Help.
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
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