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You Just Took A Wrong Turn In A Dark Alley, Kiddo
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I enjoy making moodboards, discussing how much I love cryptids, and believing in aliens. Matt || genderfluid || pansexual || scorpio
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So, I was on set of the next Infinity War movie, with a big role. RBJ was with me, walking me trough everything and showing me the ropes, and some of the other actors were all there too, already in costume.
I was getting ready for the role and pretty excited. I had a talk with a manager about extensions, met my stunt double, did some voice tests and everything.
My outfit, which I saw concept art of, was a full spandex yellow suit with a red croptop, roller skates and a pointy motorcycle helmet. My super powers included being able to skate really well / fast, throw sticky globs of honey, or honey pots that exploded and covered an area.
Winnie the Pooh, I was playing Winnie the Pooh in the next Infinity War.
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Are you talking to me?
You know you want to read my body like braille.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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To anyone who needs these words of encouragement from the one and only. And me, I believe in you.
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SPREAD THID AROUND!!!
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some people on instagram think it’s funny to report fan accounts and get them deleted. it has to stop. this haa been a PSA
-swro
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)
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so many dick gun jokes
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“…and we’ll dance in the night, as long as the moon is up.”
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Commission for the lovely @ch3ry1b10ss0m ~!
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Questions later!
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By 幻夢界のフラワーマスター
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Gosh if Deceit ever gets an outfit change I’d die to see him in suspenders and a yellow bowtie can you IMAGINE? X3 
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apparently i drew crowley sassing lucifer about…. being the Serpent or something i think. but mostly about taking his hellish fashion choices to their full potential. get it together satan
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I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are
I mean???
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they are literally the same person???
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for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????
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but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿
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did you know mark pellegrino was considered for the role of castiel? it’s weird to think about
bonus misha as satan for avery
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a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age
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