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any knight born after 1200 can’t achieve the holy grail, all they know is feasting, charge their horse, kill, have affair, go mad in the forest & cry

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Mary said, "Now…who in the world thought this carpet was a good idea in this hotel. We are staying at the Ameristar in Kansas City. When the elevator door opened we seriously thought it was a crime scene."

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rb for bigger sample size. i'm actually really curious about this.

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Top 10 anime betrayals

Spencer Charnas in Hip To Be Scared - Ice Nine Kills

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any knight born after 1200 can’t achieve the holy grail, all they know is feasting, charge their horse, kill, have affair, go mad in the forest & cry

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time loop wrapped

failed to save a loved one 8402 times

punched your boss in the nuts 13 times

arrested 329 times

died by falling down a manhole twice

binged 178 tv shows

you spent 328500 minutes in the loop. that’s over 7 months nonstop!

top 10% of time loopers worldwide

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3AM writing brain: We came up with so many ideas today!

Daytime writing brain: You put twelve unconnected words into a note app and there is not a single complete sentence to be found

3AM writing brain:

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me: I'm going to write a fic to my own entertainment

also me, writing said fic:

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always kind of funny when you wake up from a dream and your first thought is "that symbolism was kind of heavy-handed wasn't it."

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people on ao3 will write the most tender, emotional, steaming hot sex scenes you’ve ever read and then have usernames like alfredofeet92

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I’ll listen.

whose gonna give me more things with jasper’s animal intolerance

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The appendix. Unnecessary and can possibly kill you.

so so so funny to label mike “the heart” of the party when he is constantly causing drama and strife within his friend group. like lucas is the heart. mike is the spleen or smthing

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Plot twist he grabbed Dustin’s bike so he’s gotta crouch on it

yaknow the way kermit the frog/other muppets kinda fail around? it sorta reminds me of the way eddie moves around sometimes

seeing eddie munson ride a bike and being like wow how did the puppeteers pull that off

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reminder to people who CONTINUE to like billy

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Three apocalypses in 3 weeks age a man

personally I’m obsessed with the fact that Five is supposed to be physically the same age as Stan and everyone is ignoring it 

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Reggie: it’s a fact Klaus can talk to dead people

'dad only believed in science and facts' five baby one of his sons saw ghosts he definitely also believes in the more spiritual side of things lmao