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New tin foil hat theory: the rise and propagation of minimalist home decor is meant to manage expectations for a desired culture of renters.

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They really should teach people how to cook in school.

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They really should teach people how to cook in school.

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winston churchill was an ass man

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how do you feel about the tumblr shop taking the place of the account tab on the mobile app?

please reblog after voting for a better sample

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post malone invented Staten island for the clout

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Always in a constant state of "hmm maybe I wasn't as normal in that conversation as I thought I was"

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when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other… like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

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What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject

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when metalheads stopped wearing sassy little crop tops we lost something precious as a society. we should reverse this immediately

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so did that the vampire get the job